All Aphorisms
A list of all aphorisms, newest appear at the top.
What would beauty be if the whole world were blind?
marty rubin
Life can be dead boring; however, it can be the only one we have left to live with any interest to it.
Drew Byrne
There cannot be a much better maxim than “Silence with precision;” although no one can much know what it means.
Drew Byrne
Many a terse and laconic phrase have been confused for a witty aphorism.
Greg Linster
* The best place in the sun, is in the shadow.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Citing aphorisms rarely signifies intelligence, then again, neither does creating them.
Greg Linster
The only thing better than singing is more singing.
Ella Fitzgerald
Leonid Sukhorukov
Decisions! Decisions! Decisions! Take one! Anyone! Any one you want! Go on!
Drew Byrne
I am not constantly here, ok maybe I am.
The Simpsons Suck
A closeted Hypocrite, is the worst kind.
Maggie Headley
Everything is false, including this.
Tilly Vadmin
* Growing up is more pathetic than growing down.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
* No pathetic - no growing up.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Everyone feels pathetic at some point in life. It's called growing up.
Omar Arce
The best is yet to come.
Regina Brett (45 lessons of life)
Leonid Sukhorukov
* Optimism is an implicit belief in hope.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
This place here, right here, has been compromised.
Jack Apple-bottom
The world is not like you think it is; the world is just as it is.
Drew Byrne
When you haven’t got time to learn, at least you’ve learnt that in time.
Drew Byrne
Looked at askance it appears that modern art appears to be a load of bollocks––good!
Drew Byrne
People make mistakes because they’re so confused by probability. Which is unavoidable under the circumstances, given the profusion of the confusion of circumstances.
Drew Byrne
Sometimes you can have nothing to drive you, which can be a driving force in itself.
Drew Byrne
Give yourself room to breathe. Don't get too close to yourself.
marty rubin
"If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day." E.B.White
Leonid Sukhorukov
The world doesn’t change; only you change around it.
Drew Byrne
What you don't understand, you can make mean anything.
- Chuck Palahniuk
Niccolo Machiavelli
In a world of assumption everything is possible.
Gijsbert van Eijsden
You show me the world like I've never seen before.
Gijsbert van Eijsden
An aphorism a day keeps the head screwed...screwed on tight.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Refuse to change the world and the world will change you.
South Park Sux
All this injustice in the world suggests that you should get a kick up the arse for doing absolutely nothing in particular to deserve it, and deservedly so, as you don’t particularly deserve it anyway.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
* We start off playing with our babies, but they end up toying with us.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov ("All About Everything", UK, 2005, p.113)
Leonid Sukhorukov
Enough with the bull-shine already - let's go with the load of bollocks instead!
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Love is life. Denying your love to someone - is suicide, denying someones love to you - is murder.
Mister Shlyapa
Unrequited love makes one easier live with absence of everything else
Mister Shlyapa
Only meaningless gives meaning to meaningless statements, or not at all.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
The only difference between the living you and the dead you is that the latter won’t make mistakes.
Jithu J. Timothy Kari
* Heroism starts with a victory over yourself.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
* Character is an inhabited habit.
* Watch your character, it may become your trap.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”
- Unknown
Cory Leader
The empty bottle rejoices, knowing it has given its all.
marty rubin
I know everything....I think.
William Penn
* Knowledge gives power but ignorance gives longevity.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Inserting knowledge into our convictions is the greatest obstacle we face. Through techniques acquired from years of failure, we have learned that our convictions are more convincing without the intrusions of knowledge.
Stavros Soulias
Death is an anachronism; life is too much of one.
Allan Jones
"The problem with most people who want what they can't have is that when they get what they covet, they don't want it anymore."
Extra Phalanges
Cast aside, the memories of love reveal themselves on the occasional occurrence of a scent; an odor that promotes the recall of a scene that two fools believed would remedy their insertion into time.
Stavros Soulias
Work?!?! THIS, is work.
Songs of Christmas by Lewis
Employed by moments, I attempt to justify my occupation with them.
Stavros Soulias
That's a nice noose. My biggest mistake was showing you the ropes.
Gary Sheldon
* Virtue is the public face of vice.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
"People can’t conceive of a virtue in someone else that they can’t conceive in themselves. Instead of believing you’re stronger, it’s so much easier to imagine you’re weaker. You’re addicted to self-abuse. You’re a liar. People are always ready to believe the opposite of what you tell them." - Chuck Palahniuk
This is stupid.
Tom Leaner
The best quality in a leader is his ability to make men follow him; which, conversely, must also be his worst.
Drew Byrne
Don't be cog,
be a spanner.
Rob Wheeler
You'll never meet the right person if you never let go of the wrong one.
Paul Moreaux
* Good health makes the worst weather to be the loveliest.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
As for women, women are what they are; and as for men, they’re far worse.
Drew Byrne
Always have to fight especially hard to those who are like you.
George Eletskih
Not every attempt is a chance, but every chance - an attempt.
George Eletskih
I've stopped giving a shit about not giving a shit, now i'm free to do anything.
Cardiff Giant
* Gathering together is a beginning; writing together is progress; caught up together with best aphorisms in the clouds is success.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Maturity is the ability to do something even though your parents have recommended it.
Paul Watzlawick
An aphorism needn't be true, but it should make you wonder.
marty rubin
Strangers sometimes treat you better than your relatives. They judge you by what you're doing today, not by what you did yesterday.
Pablo Honey
Sometimes, an aphorism about nothing at all will pass for wise among wise men.
Drew Byrne
Honesty is only a minor passion with me, as I don’t like to take it too seriously.
Drew Byrne
Time flies like a bruised apple: fruit flies like there’s no tomorrow.
Drew Byrne
Sooner or later the truth will out, but don’t tell anybody about it.
Drew Byrne
If you don't play the game, you don't have to follow the rules.
marty rubin
* The most difficult thing in the path of choice is to choose a path. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Cell Phones are the new Smoking
Dominick Maiolo
The sea of humanity is full of purposes; you just have to swim with them to advance your goals in the ocean of discontent.
A Well Wisher
I'm bored with doing aphorisms, I'll try thinking aphorisms instead...
Drew Byrne
Irish folklore or any folklore for that matter, is simply that "Folk" "Lure"
Robert Kane
Live fast, die hard, leave a good looking corpse.
Jack Thade
You cannot possibly admire someone who doesn’t like you for what you are, but you can still admire his terrible reasons for it.
Drew Byrne
Life is an illusion where the illusion is life.
Jonny Smith
He who can juggle four beanbags at once with ease can juggle anything; however, it’s best for him not to try it with elephants until he learns how to handle elephants as easily as he has learned how to juggle beanbags.
The Masked Aphorist’s Apprentice
* A man who never makes mistakes is a mistake of Nature.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Don’t blame others for their nascent inconsequentiality – blame yourself for your incredulous gullibility instead! As, whatever it is, it’s obviously all your own fault!
Drew Byrne
Sometimes, painting the truth black for fun is the only thing that brings out its essential meaning in Technicolor.
Drew Byrne
There is no thing that is not complete: it is our knowledge that is incomplete.
marty rubin
The way to wholeness consists of wrong turns and fateful detours.
C. G. Jung
Monica McGregor
Don’t insult people with wrong numbers, they might ring back and praise you for it.
Drew Byrne
Just because you can be classified doesn't mean you're classifiable...
Drew Byrne
Opinions make the man - anything else is just someone else's opinion on what you're up to!
Drew Byrne
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. However, ramming a "forgiveness pixie" up their arse annoys them much more.
Denis Smith
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. However, ramming a "forgiveness pixie" up their arse annoys them much more.
Denis Smith
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. However, ramming a "forgiveness pixie" up their arse annoys them much more.
Denis Smith
* Make the most of today, tomorrow's today is still tomorrow. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
The trail is usually just wide enough for one, but the soul prefers to search in communion - in the company of another, and to do so, one must carry the other, and for this to happen, the other must submit to being carried.
Berette Macaulay
Like everything else there is a before, a now, and an after, even after this.
Drew Byrne
* The great are always in the minority.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
When you have a float in your till the world is your oyster.
Swami Raj
Despite what it appears to be, a good aphorisms is no more than what you take away from it by surprise.
Allan Brown
EVERY APHORISM IS JUST A SENTENCE
Myngo none
Caught between the choices of two evils, I choose not to choose my favourite vanilla flavor.
Allan Brown
* Time will heal, if you will let it go.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
It’s simple: Insult shall produce ball-kicks, and then that will produce calmness and contentment.
Swami Raj
* Writing is easy - until you become a professional. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Writing is a game of hits and misses. Throw out the hits and keep the misses.
marty rubin
It takes some considerable understanding to find the dynamic energy to do as you like anyway...
Drew Byrne
Every ham needs spam, but canned spam isn’t ham, but no ham is dead meat until he kicks the bucket over spam.
Paul Yang
An aphorism without a happy ending is only an open door to another dimension of disgruntlement...a place where all the "t's" are crossed and all the "I's" are dotted, except this one.
Archie Pratt
No one knows the solitariness of the samurai, except perhaps the tiger in the jungle.
Archie Pratt
Bad language is a fucking superstition.
joseph Hughes
I will not "take the Mickey" out of the established faculty, as they don't deserve it - but you do!
Bart Simpson
The weak shall go to the wall...and, after a while, you shall follow them.
Buddy Blank
When you’re young you can go round the world and make a few million here, a few million there, but it would all be in millilitres…
Swami Raj
What can be done about sanctimonious people being sanctimonious with you, other than to deny them their basic human right to do it at your expense?
Drew Byrne
In reality, self-delusion is such an obtuse thing, as even after its revelation one can so easily also overlook the fact that one can forget all about it tomorrow.
Drew Byrne
Even though it is not listening you can still tell an object what it is when you find it annoying...and you can do the same with people as well.
Drew Byrne
Sometimes I worry that I'm not trying too hard enough.
Lauren Spoto
* It's impossible to travel faster than light. We'd be in complete darkness.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Life: a game that can be played only by not following the rules.
marty rubin
What’s happening in the world? – Same old Rubbish!
Swami Raj
* There is no death. Only nature's changing forms.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Art does not imitate life: life imitates art—badly!
Drew Byrne
Standing on the beach watching the Life Boat fade into the distance you realize that you are merely a grain of the sandy beach that you wait on. Make new footprints else where and watch as the old ones disappear. This salty water in the corner of my mouth is nothing more than an erosion tear and the tides coming in to wipe clean the footprints.
Long Distance Runner
What can you do when you've missed the boat on the highway of life but to put your thumb up and tout for another one...?
Crazy, Mixed-Up Kid!
I speak only in retaliation while providing insult, blah blah blah.......Wait, was that retaliation?
Buncha Bull$h!t
Whom am I? Certainly nobody else!
Hans Knobblenz
The trivial isn’t always so easy to achieve…but how trivial is the result anyway?
Drew Byrne
May the 14th be with you! (As even if it's a little late, it's better late than never).
Harry Hoody
Fight hard, and you will survive; but for how long, that’s the question.
Drew Byrne
If the light's not in you, you're in the dark.
marty rubin
* Truth is perfect! Untill undressed.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Don’t twist the truth round too much: it becomes inscrutable for strangers to it.
Harry Hoody
With the lights coming on and the curtain coming down. Now one waits for the new show to come into town. *End scene*
CLothes giver
Whatever time does to you in the long term, you’re never far away from a good ending.
Harry Hoody
If I had piled up in front of me now all the money I've ever spent on beer, I'd spend it all on beer.
Peter Andetson
We’re all selling something, but who’s “buying it” from the one who’s selling it?
Drew Byrne
Everyone is a house with four rooms, a physical, an emotional, a mental, and a spiritual. Most of us tend to live in one room most of the time, but unless we go into every room every day, even if only to keep it aired, we are not a complete person.
Indian proverb
Leonid Sukhorukov
How nice it must be for people to have something more meaningful to look forward to in the next life, even though it has been scientifically proved by the observations of monkeys in captivity that there isn’t one.
Drew Byrne
Money comes and goes; time just goes.
Swami Raj
The old philosophers knew so little; that's why they were so wise.
marty rubin
How long is a piece of string? Just so long...
Swami Raj
* The only human certainty is constant doubt.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov (1967)
Leonid Sukhorukov
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss
Calvin N. Hobbes
Do not simply assume that the person you’re holding an interesting conversation with is talking solely to you, as he could simply be talking to himself.
Drew Byrne
A moment of unthinking misunderstanding is worth a lifetime of ill-considered agreement.
Drew Byrne
Evil is as evil does.
The Booming Orifice
* I think you think you understand my thoughts here, but I doubt, my friend, you really realize that what you thought I thought is not exactly what I thought I thought.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Do not simply assume that the other person you are dealing with could really be as stupid as you think he is, as in reality you could simply be stupider than him.
Drew Byrne
* I shall always believe in immortality... as long as I live! Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Time screws everybody...eventually.
Swami Raj
The answer is "belief", and the question is "belief".
Swami Raj
You can be fooled, you just don’t know how.
Swami Raj
Self-delusion is not such a serious matter: you can forget all about it by tomorrow afternoon.
Drew Byrne
* The brighter the bubble, the quicker it bursts
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
You have to let the balloon go if you want to see it fly.
marty rubin
Happiness, like the existence of bright stars, can so easily be denied by the person who has experienced his life solely through the blinding touch of fear and envy.
Ms. Vicky Liodakis
Once your day is done you've been done by the day...
Drew Byrne
A wise man's question contains half the answer.
Solomon Ibn Gabirol ben Judah
Leonid Sukhorukov
To what extent can truth endure incorporation? That is the question; that is the experiment.
Freidrich Wilhelm Neitzsche
Joe Cool
I'm joking, even when I say I'm joking
Francesco Correani
For purely ethical reasons you can choose to distance yourself from how the normal human being normally behaves towards others of his own species every day, but you cannot possibly ignore it.
Drew Byrne
* If I have to cry, I think of my former life. If I have to laugh, I think of what I cried for. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Life without LOVE is like a LOVE without LIFE
Ore Hendive
Today, I thought up two interesting aphorisms for the Daily Aphorism, one of which was memorable, but I forgot which one it was before I could write it down...
Archie Pratt
Everyone is equal, but in different ways.
Drew Byrne
* We are all so equal that it makes us completely different.Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Your best friend’s a screwer, and your best friend is you.
Swami Raj
* Human error is the mother of truth.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
In your explorations of the human experience you may also be able to write all the right answers down and then learn them by rote, but that is still not the answer...
Drew Byrne
There are two kinds of people—those going somewhere, and those going nowhere.
Swami Raj
If you never "had a dream," you could never have lost it could you?
Swami Raj
When evening falls, does it make a sound?
marty rubin
Between the pert and the twee I shall eat flan instead...
Archie Pratt
To be tricked by your desires and wants into betraying something vital to you, you don’t really need to be paying much attention to it.
Drew Byrne
Anyone could look into your eyes a million times and never see what I do.
Julius Seizer
Keep your hands to yourself. Don't worry about the kid next to you, worry about YOU and for God sakes stop eating the Glue! Also , stop giving Leo a hard time ... I like his aphorisms, Be Nice! Love, your lovely preschool teacher :)
Nora McCair
Just another pleasant pause of the past
Nora McCair
All on our own path, in our own time
Nora McCair
* He who always stands still will never learn the limits of his abilities. Leonid S.Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
Calvin N . Hobbes
To be even-handed: still, one must realize that one's wishes aren't always a priority to one's rivals.
Buddy Blank
Wish into one hand, shit into the other: see which fills up first.
Conor Keaney
The brain thinks all the time, there is no off switch. One simply chooses what to think about.
Calvin N. Hobbes
"Don't worry about what people think of you; they're probably not thinking about you at all." said my grandad.
Jonathan Gammond
Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said,"I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?"
Calvin N. Hobbes
If you’ve been lied to: don’t worry, they lie to everyone.
Swami Raj
You’re already in jeopardy – if only because you have no bickies for the cup!
Swami Raj
It's always that wrong turn that sets you in the right direction.
marty rubin
True friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know their always there ;)
mikee cee
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!
Calvin N. Hobbes
Whatever one does from this moment on means nothing; so what ever it is one should make it count.
David Davies
To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.
Marcus Aurelius
Joe Cool
This aphorism certainly isn’t about the next aphorism down on the Daily Aphorism list, but if it were I’d wonder what it was all about if I were you.
David Davies
To actually stand to be insulted is to be no less than you are because of it, only to be more so at the time.
Drew Byrne
Design to art is as religion to life
Ameen Roayan
Deviens qui tu dois être.
Marie Dumont
While "wasting one’s time with it", at the time one can occasionally make up a neat little aphorism about it as well...
Drew Byrne
What variety is to life, contradiction is to the mind.
marty rubin
Never jump out of a burning aircraft without checking your parachute first; you may regret it, not then maybe, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Drew Byrne
We all come down to dinner, but each has a room to himself.
Walter Baghot
Joe Cool
If you have the courage to withstand the fright of this fight long enough, you may just come out on the other end with your freedom in tact, and a little proof that standing your ground in the cloud of your dreams, is EXACTLY what increases the height of your flight.
Berette Macaulay
Curiosity is a "hot" state, like hunger and thirst.
Justin Kruger, NYU
Matt Evans, DePaul University
Grace Reid
Isn't important what to do, important what for to do!
Aygun Memmedova
Isn't important what to do, important what for to do!
Aygun Memmedova
Oh, whaty, whaty, whaty
Is in my little botty?
The whole world
Is full of it.
Anti Pasties
We often make people pay dearly for what they think we give them.
Comtesse Diane
Joe Cool
A "fake aphorism" will move you: it will move you from here to there and back again.
Fran Postlethwaite
Looking for new meaning, one may overlook meanings.
Fran Pistlethwaite
Incredulity is now
Cynical huff-puffing:
Undefined guesses.
Anti Pasties
Every destination knows that there's more than one way to get there.
marty rubin
Don’t take these aphorisms too literally, as you’ll never get out of the equation alive.
Frank Thought
Owing money doesn’t make you a thief but it only becomes a crime when you can’t pay it back.
Swami Raj
The truth can rip your heart out...but at least it's no lie...
Guy (with no brain)
It is not necessary to "fear the Unexpected," it is necessary simply to "jump on it and fuck its brains out!"
Drew Byrne
To live creatively I believe is to live honestly; in truth; however that is to be manifested by you - so long as it is satisfying an intrinsic need within you to feel, experience, create, or express, and NOT to satisfy some external requirement or subscription on how to live out the limited days you have on this earth.
Berette Macaulay
I broke up with self-sabotage; it wasn't working out.
Berette Macaulay
Focus on whats important, "Me, Myself and I" all else can be left at the roadside and some place inside me.
R.apidly A.pproaching
Instead of concentrating on the things in life that I don't have, I am grateful for the things that I don't want that I don't have.
Erikat Meowsica
This aphorism is about me; there's not much more to say about it.
Man-boy Indahouse
You so vain I bet you think this post is about you.
No Name
Not seeking is never in vain.
marty rubin
Time is the cruelest teacher; she first gives the test, then gives the lesson.
Erikat Meowsica
Does a rope sown into a ring have an end? Yes, but you can spend a long time searching for it.
Sailor Sam
Desire is a magnificent nomadic energy.
Berette Macaulay
Live for the truth or lie...
What are the consequences?
RECIPROCITY
Berette Macaulay
Against human nature we have but one defence: we can tell it to "fuck off!"
Drew Byrne
A felicidade é um par de botas.
Machado de Assis
Smile when it hurts the most.
The Cheshire Cat
Vengeance blackens the soul. Or was it already ready to be black?
Swami Raj
Once one has made it known of themselves to others they will always be there.
The Invisible Man
You don’t need “Escape money,” what you need is, “Fuck you!” money; if you don’t have, “Fuck you!” money there’s nowhere to escape to.
Swami Raj
We’re here for a good time, not a long time.
Damien Hurst
Joe Cool
I play "tic-tak-toe" with my computer and my computer plays "noughts and crosses" with me: we are both, "Free!"
Apain Indaarse
The minute you try to prove yourself is the moment you've lost the point. 'Doing it' moves you forward, 'proving it' takes you back.
Berette Macaulay
Memory after a while must become associational. For instance, Superman flying under a gable means what?
The Porcupine Kid & The One-Eyed Batman.
Who cares what you think? Nobody! So go and do it for yourself––alone!
Ms. Amyl Nitrate
FOLLOW YOUR DREAM
The money will follow, it will; believe it by not letting that be the focus or the reason.
Berette Macaulay
Being alone means being free.
IP Anthony
Let go and allow the universe to drive.
Cory Leader
Could the grass be greener only and simply because we have our backs turned to our own lawn while craning our necks over the fence to get a peep at the garden next door?
Berette Macaulay
“A new choice” should not be something that gives you less freedom to act, but that is frequently “not an option.”
Drew Byrne
Some die well;
Others die badly;
All die anyway.
Jack Thaed
Know it all, and you don’t have to ask any questions.
Zong Dinger
As we know, There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know, there are known unknowns, that is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we do not know we do not know.
Donald Rumsfeld, Department of Defense
Number One
Wanna be remembered forever? Forget all trash.
Number One
Number One
Every young bachelor has a potential problem with married bliss: he can potentially become too attached to it.
Jimbo White
Try to think outside the box: you’ll be in it soon enough anyway.
Drew Byrne
Being “lost for words” only suggests you don’t know what you’re talking about, because you couldn’t possibly “prove it!”
Drew Byrne
It’s useful to have an opinion, so you can slip it in when nobody’s looking.
Swami Raj
The smile is the first weapon of the action; with this you can regulate your performance.
Swami Raj
At what age do we loose the skill of turning trash into treasure?
Mayari .net
A liar doesn't stop telling lies, they just tell different ones.
The Truth
Why is it so difficult to help people? Answer: cos we are imposing our own agenda.
Fiona Stiedl
Philippa Perry
Un dia em moriré. Avui em toca viure.
Anonimus
Anna Blas
LYING IS THE MOST FUN A GIRL CAN HAVE WITHOUT TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF.
Panic! At The Disco .
I am not a Robotnik – you are!
Robby the Robot
Sometimes, an answer can be found in a Chinese fortune cookie, but not if you don’t eat at Chinese restaurants.
Drew Byrne
Weaklings should never be told that their natural position in life is rock bottom, as they have to work this out for themselves.
Archie Pratt
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.
Colonel Jock Strap
Generousness goes with gregarious as apple goes with Eve...
Swami Raj
Most people who don’t doff their hats don’t get hats doffed at them.
Swami Raj
The trouble with learning is that it makes you forget more important things.
marty rubin
The fucker you know is worse than the fucker you don’t know.
Swami Raj
I would like to say more but feel that I cant.
James Bloomfield
Religious weapons drawn are dangerous to one another...
Swami Raj
Think before you’ve thunk!
Anonymus Anonymous
Screaming desperate cries on an unknown road left on your own is something the heart can't control.
Keyser Söze
Be wise and smile, and trade insult for insult.
Swami Raj
Around the world poverty changes its flavour, but the trap remains the same.
Swami Raj
"Don't let "the crazies" out!" (As they dwell deep within).
Archie Pratt
Your life is not rated by how far you've come, but who you have beaten to get there.
Josh Flood
In this day and age, the man with the largest power is the one who divides the smallest.
Josh Flood
Practical philosophy is “patty-cake patty-cake, baker’s man,” but that you play it by yourself for your own amusement, because you’re ultimately alone.
Bosmie Brecier
* Everything in life is simple, but we are not as simple as that. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Philosophy is a twilight stroll through the maze of language.
marty rubin
It's true isn't it? Philosophy is simply the profession of cerebral wanking... The wanker obviously gets release, but what do the wank-witnesses get? Blue confusion? What lucky bastards!
Berette Macaulay
Raw intelligence is not enough; it must be tempered with misunderstanding.
Drew Byrne
It's certainly a simple rule - though not always an easy one to follow:
If it hurts then stop doing it.
Berette Macaulay
Science is Weird.
Wyatt Smith
If you can't laugh at yourself, make yourself laugh.
Gary Hall
We can all see the future. If you don't like what you see change your perspective.
Peripheral Visionary
Don't believe everything you think. Anon
Anna Campbell
* When hope dies, belief lives on. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
"You can love someone so much, but you can never love them as much as you can miss them."
Andrea Spencer
In today's world, we live among the gadgets, with forgotten letters and unheard voices...remembering 'the real life' while walking alone in false light. It's now awkward to look someone in the eye, or hold a pen or a person's hand.
Berette Macaulay
The world isn't round everywhere. One plus one doesn't always make two.
marty rubin
Wars are fought so that Hollywood can make movies of them.
Swami Raj
* We have all come from dots and Nature joins them up.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
In life, you have to show up even if it makes you throw up.
Corey Novick
War is only a temporary anomaly; it’s peace that people can’t stand to live with
John Smith
LOVE IS TOO COMPLEX FOR ME, IT GIVES ME HEADACHES.
genn .
You must be a child in order to grow.
Maria Shao
A woman's day is never over: they've got to get up in the mornings to do it.
Vlad Volvos
In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in an clearer light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth.
Mahatma Gandhi
* World’s local congratulations to all women in The International Women’s Day!
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
People are less complicated than they think they are. They are also more complicated than we think they are.
enira arvanda
The places you've been in your imagination are places you've never been.
marty rubin
* Where there are no boders, there is still a horizon.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Design is thought, Art is delivery.
Design not to hide but to show, not the best but what is real, not anything only what matters not to you but to everything you leave behind
Ameen Roayan
*Glimpses through the door of the future that you seek makes you weak.(revision)
Cory Leader
Glimpses of the future through the door make you weak. Not knowing what you seek make you stronger than the meak.
Cory Leader
Strength is what you make of it.
Drew Byrne
Once I fell down a hole. The only thing I thought was : shit!
kalheb karr
To die for an idea doesn't mean it's a good one
ben renaudini
How to be remembered: LIVE ABSOLUTELY, LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY, DIE TRAGICALLY.
Warren Draper
* Distorting mirrors correct the world.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Don’t sell your dreams without knowing what they cost.
Swami Raj
Men will fight so hard in all their lives, as death is only a heartbeat away.
Swami Raj
pride is a killer of any forward motion
Berette Macaulay
What is true only for a moment is truer than what's always true.
marty rubin
Tell the whole world your secret, but keep it from yourself.
marty rubin
Mind the GAP
Berette Macaulay
Your always too young,
Never too old.
sherna khambatta
It's not the people,
it's the system.
Stephanie Iacobacci
The fatal metaphor of progress, which means leaving things behind us, has utterly obscured the real idea of growth, which means leaving things inside us.
G. K. Chesterton
The best way out is always through.
Robert Frost
fear of mediocrity creates it.
Berette Macaulay
Most information is withheld mostly from those who most need it.
The Ghost in the Machine
After a while…time passes by…and you run after it.
Swami Raj
Selfish acts should never go unpublished.
Drew Byrne
* We'll all be there one day. So there we are.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
You live, you die; that’s all you’ve got to do.
Swami Raj
The surest path is not the straight line, but the dream.
Swami Raj
* The only trouble with competitors, is that each of them think that they are more intelligent than the other. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
The trouble with thinking you are being clever, is that thinking it does not make it so much so.
Drew Byrne
He who is breathing needs no further proof.
marty rubin
No one understands the music, only the music understands.
marty rubin
An emerging intellectual is one who periodically examines himself for signs of nits.
Archie Pratt
* Self-criticism is the most welcome sign of cultural maturity. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
There is no I in team, but there is always one arsehole.
Anonymus Anonymous
* When lightning strikes, don’t wait up for thunder. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
where death walks, life sleeps
Fintan Moloney
T. CREW
IS F*CKING
IN HEAVEN.
tapoué crew
Once a teenager once one once new better, but once one didn’t know better than that.
Drew Byrne
Win, and you reap the fruits of your own personal victory; fail, and you fail all alone.
Drew Byrne
When you’ve nowhere left to go, you’ve already arrived.
Drew Byrne
You are not born bankrupt, you become one.
Bruce Kriger
During the global crisis a bank statement is the leading cause of impotence.
Bruce Kriger
Acrobatics is an art of defying gravity without breaking legs.p.
Bruce Kriger
Womanizer in a nunnery is like a bull in a china shop.
Bruce Kriger
Making ladies' man a faithful husband as hard as to lose hope to do so.
Bruce Kriger
How many wonderful thoughts were lost because of inattentive listeners?
Bruce Kriger
Aphorism is a test for slow thinkers.
Bruce Kriger
My life is like a 21 year long music video on mtv
Scott Butler
Never ASSUME, for it will make an ASS out of YOU and make ME laugh my head off.
Drew Byrne
And there
Amidst the waves and the cloudless skies
That blanket the year before
I watch my life wash ashore
Tim McIlrath
The world is what you think it is.
(Serge Kahili King)
Hans J. Walter
How many times do you have to make a stupid mistake before you realize that that's the way to do it, stupid?
Drew Byrne
Between the bark and the tree, do not put your finger.
danielle ahanda
When all else fails, Quit.
Cory Leader
Delayed gratification: Something you are prepared to wait for, provided that, if you want some more, it is always on offer later.
Rick Bayan
After witty-wit comes a tweeting-twit!
Yzarc Tibbar
What can you do when you don’t know what to do? I don’t know!
Archie Pratt
There are no simple solutions to imaginary problems.
marty rubin
When lightning strikes, write it down.
marty rubin
One’s own stupidity doesn’t have to be thought about too much, but it does need to be done properly to be accomplished well.
Drew Byrne
The subtle point that you have missed cannot be all that important to you, until that time when it comes up and whacks you in the face with it’s alacrity.
Drew Byrne
Predicting one’s fate is much easier than changing it.
Bruce Kriger
Clever people do not believe horoscopes, they make them.
Bruce Kriger
Nothing hurts imagination of the architect as the greed of his client.
Bruce Kriger
Stupidity of the military is rarely compensated by the beauty of their uniforms.
Bruce Kriger
"Only the fools confuse the burden of his stupidity with the weight of the responsibility."
—Pascual Candel Palazon, Spanish poet and writer.
Nathan Ditko
"Books are my temple ...that's why you will find me at the bar."
—Pascual Candel Palazon, Spanish poet and writer.
Nathan Ditko
"Man's destiny is remembering women that forgot him..."
—Pascual Candel Palazon, Spanish writer.
Nathan Ditko
Gossip = not respecting that person.
Scott Stevens
Life: a place where your dinner goes cold while you’re eating it, but you’re supposed to enjoy it anyway.
Drew Byrne
* The king's fool has the whole Kingdom under his cap. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
There is wisdom in knowing what you need to know, and being wise enough to keep it to yourself.
Anonymus Anonymous
You only learn by doing something the hard way, only if you learn how not to do it the easy way.
Drew Byrne
Never lose sight of what makes you happy!
so.ba Propaganda
People shall always need to be put in their place occasionally, or else they usually wouldn’t quite know exactly where to stand.
Drew Byrne
This life of ours has always been the competitive environment; while the rat race is simply a new twist in the monkey’s tale.
Drew Byrne
If you can begin by asking a question to get an answer, then any answer you receive can be an answer you can begin to question.
Drew Byrne
When everything is a joke nothing is funny.
marty rubin
Sometimes I think, Sometime I don't
Art Arao
* It's easier to kill time than to stop it. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
* It's easier ti kill time than to stop it. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. John Lennon
Pauline Pfirrmann
Nice people are naive, guess it's time to be an arsehole.
Cory Leader
It's difficult to be even-handed when you just don't feel like it, but then you're probably not up to it anyway.
Jake Tankard
I'm not afraid that my life will end, on the contrary I'm afraid it will never start
Amber Gonelli
Viagra reduced the sales of large cars.
Bruce Kriger
We're all looking for redemption.
Narciso Dias
Some days you eat the bear; some days the bear eats you.
S G
Do justice, love mercy, walk humbly. Sometimes it's that simple. It's always that difficult.
Chloe Zaffini
Proving the obvious is not easy to do.
marty rubin
If everything went wrong that could go wrong, that'd be a perfect day.
marty rubin
Why so many of us a million years ago purposely knocked out major chunks of our brains with alcohol from time to time remains an interesting mystery. It may be we were trying to to give evolution a shove in the right direction -- in the direction of smaller brains.
Kurt Vonnegut
Reflect on this...I am not here.
Goggle-eyed pea-brain
God doesn’t matter because God has his own justification.
Swami Raj
Either way all you need is a strong spirit.
Olga
Olga Alexandrova
* Nobody can predict the direction of a rolling stone, but everyone knows where it will come to rest. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Its hard to keep your chin up when you have a heavy head.
Kevin Bacon
Selfless acts should never go unpunished.
Drew Byrne
To attack someone with a lie is disgraceful; to attack him with the truth is much worse.
Drew Byrne
The past life is kind of sad; you’ll know it when you see it.
Swami Raj
The temptation of roads. Every one leads somewhere away from here.
marty rubin
The rain that falls wherever it pleases. I want to be that rain.
marty rubin
Lack of the right information is the greatest lack of all.
Drew Byrne
* The British sun is always raining.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Truer words have not been spoken when there’s nothing to be said.
Drew Byrne
Share ideas and live forever.
Anis Bengiuma
The best things in life aren't things.
Lu Farah
The funniest joke in the world is the one that you may not find so funny after all...
Drew Byrne
S.O.B.E.R.
Son Of a B**ch Everything's Real
-Gary Busey-
Cory Leader
Realizing reality is hard to realize.
Chris White
* There are no miracles, but we all dream of them.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
You can't dissect anything, not even a dream, without killing it.
marty rubin
Who can make people laugh has an absolute advantage, over those who can make them cry.
- Bruce Kriger
Bruce Kriger
Faith is as natural as the need to breathe, to love, to dream.
- Bruce Kriger
Bruce Kriger
There are those who turn lies into truth and the truth into lies, until the difference remains the same to the perceptive fellow.
Drew Byrne
What can be done with the one who knows too much other than to give him his due?
Drew Byrne
What is too much of anything? Too much of anything is a lie!
Swami Raj
The group is the soup in which the lobster boils as it swims.
Anonymous
Joe Cool
* You'll never finish your journey if you meet everyone half way. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
If you consider that you really know how it is, have you told anybody your secret yet?
Drew Byrne
You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.
Chuck Palahniuk
It is fair to say that when you have been made an example of, then you have become the example.
Drew Byrne
* Never look for the light at the end of the tunnel in the middle of the night. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
(The alternative sort of a solution)
Leonid Sukhorukov
Solutions often mask the fact that there is no problem.
marty rubin
The way I see it, I got three choices. One, I can shoot him. Two, I can kick the crap out of him. Or three, I leave you. Well, all that's no good. You see, 'cause none of those options get me you.
Lon Hammond Jr.
Wear me for a reason and NEVER be quite about me.
Promise Ring
Sometime around midnight or until the day I die, my life will be seen for all on Feb. 5th 2010.
John Tyree
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown -
Julius Seizer
It’s a sad world; just try not to be sad yourself.
Swami Raj
“These then are my last words to you. Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.” - William James -
Julius Seizer
Never plant a sapling, for you are in the moment.
Ed Risbey
Work first, then Relax.
James Versteegen
Be the shepherd, not the sheep.
James Versteegen
Play your cards right and I'll do exactlly what you tell me to.
Julius Seizer
The experience of a broken heart is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.
Cory Leader
* The hottest point on earth is always between the poles.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Sometimes the background is the most aesthetically pleasing thing to view/hear.
Cory Leader
I've grown fond of playing second fiddle in the background of life.
طالب Talib
In dreams and stories we rearrange our lives.
marty rubin
When you have a long way to go that is just the beginning...
Swami Raj
A man has to be what he is – you can’t break the mould.
Swami Raj
I am not a robot
Zainab Noor
Men of different nationalities are like dogs of different breeds ... despite whatever predispositions, a good dog is a good dog, and a bad dog is a bad dog
Zainab Noor
Zeus is a god and I am a dog.
طالب Talib
My only true vice is you, how foolish.
Julius Seizer
Money can't buy you happiness, but atleast you can choose your misery
Zainab Noor
If God wanted you to smoke, he would have put a chimney on top of your head ~ Grandpa McDonagh
Zainab Noor
If everything is meant to be, there is no such thing as magic
Zainab Noor
Beats are to body as lyrics are to soul ~ Zainab
Zainab Noor
To say the mind comes from the brain is indisputable, but I prefer to qualify the statement and consider the reasons why the brains neuron's behave in such a thoughtful manner ~ Damasio, 1994
Zainab Noor
When in doubt ... move a pawn ~ Zainab
Zainab Noor
Tomarrow is promised to nobody
Zainab Noor
Good health is a light grace; it is forgotten when found and mentioned when missing ~ Imam Ali
Zainab Noor
Debt is grief by night and humility by day ~ Imam Ali
Zainab Noor
Life is to rent a house and buy bread
Zainab Noor
Too much trivial information lets you seek more easily for a satisfying lack of it.
Drew Byrne
“You can shed tears that she is gone,
or you can smile because she has lived.
You can close your eyes and pray that she'll come back,
or you can open your eyes and see all she's left.
Your heart can be empty because you can't see her,
or you can be full of the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday,
or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember her only that she is gone,
or you can cherish her memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind,
be empty and turn your back.
Or you can do what she'd want:
smile, open your eyes, love and go on.” - David Harkins -
Julius Seizer
The answer is already evidently clear The omnipresent Uncle will have your hand and wear your ring.
Julius Seizer
I looked in the mirror today and I saw the shell of a man that once was grand. His his ego was battered and bruised but EPOH was still present.
Julius Seizer
Lying is like committing suicide, you've killed your character.
Julius Seizer
Everything has its tax, the tax of knowledge is to other people ( Every generation has its dependency ... I'm from the spell check generation ) >.<
Zainab Noor
The most favorable friend to me is that who shows me my flaws
Zainab Noor
Everything has its task, the tax of knowledge is to other people
Zainab Noor
You don't miss the water till the well runs dry
Zainab Noor
Do not answer those who speak before they greet you
Zainab Noor
Repetition gets the message across to the fresh-faced indignant—but why bother starting with them?
Drew Byrne
Fidelity is easier to keep at the complete absence of nearby persons of the opposite sex.
Bruce Kriger
People suffer from blind faith in their non-blindness.
Bruce Kriger
There is nothing less reassuring, than excessive self-confidence.
Bruce Kriger
I once complained I had no shoes ... Until I met a woman with no feet >.<
Zainab Noor
The innocent lack insight, The guilty lack purity, To obtain pure insight is truely a blessing ~ Zainab
Zainab Noor
To be humble is to take less than you need and to give more than you have
Zainab Noor
Eat Less, Speak Less, Sleep Less ... Have More Patience
Zainab Noor
If you are incapable of having a decent relationship with your brother in humanity, what makes you think you are capable of having a decent relationship with God
~ Zainab Noor
Zainab Noor
Women think they know everything , Men pretend they do ~ Zainab
Zainab Noor
Patience is for those who wait
Zainab Noor
No man wants a woman poked more than a pin cusion ~ Know what I mean Jelly Bean ? 2010 answers ~ huh?
Zainab Noor
Every great oak tree was once just a little nut who stood his ground
Zainab Noor
If " IF's " and " BUT's " were candy and nuts ... what a wonderful world it would be ... But mom! If Only ... >.<
Zainab Noor
Whether we like it or not, we should be happy. Whether we know it or not, we ARE happy.
Jaden Walker
I am very curious person, but apparently not curious enough to commit a suicide.
Olga Alexandrova
If your life hits a brick wall, walk right through.
marty rubin
If your life hits a brick wall, walk right thriugh.
marty rubin
If you can’t give and take, you can’t take without being arrested.
Drew Byrne
Besides from the fact that words are very unnecessary, they also fail to convey the weight and authority of an individual, due to their discrete form and nature.
sevkan ariburnu
Safety - is the most dangerous illusion.
Bruce Kriger
The best way to get rid of the fantasies is get them fulfilled.
Bruce Kriger
Good lie needs no proof.
Bruce Kriger
* There is no absurd opinion that some of us can’t help expressing. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
* A cat which has been in the bag too long becomes a rat.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Opinions are like arseholes: everybody has one and they always go off when least expected.
Drew Byrne
I'm just trying to "out-do" the last post. Their hasn't been anything worth reading here since the "...Illuminating God's face." post. But hey what I know this is just an opinion and opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
Cory Leader
Where then is the exit if you have to get in to get out?
Drew Byrne
Even if you ate a giant, you will not become one.
Bruce Kriger
Its better o be disillusioned than under an illusion
-can't remember where I first saw this but its SO true!
Bex Shaw
I'm doing nothing today; don't interrupt me.
marty rubin
Life is a constant struggle against redundancy.
William Sunset
love is a struggle against your self.
sunwill rise
* The Tree of Knowledge grows stronger from weatherbeaten seeds. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Aphorism: a post-it note on the bedpost in the amnesiac ward of wisdom.
Peter Capofreddi
It’s always good to have pen and paper with you because you never know when you’ll get an autograph from inspiration.
Elaan Grassler
The difference between being in the groove
And being in a rut
Is how long you've been there.
Tee Fred
Words of wisdom: food for thought that shows you it’ll all come out right in the end.
Drew Byrne
Buddha knows nothing
But only in fleeting moments
soul Beckett
The difference between being blessed or cursed is whether you're thankful for what you have, or resent what you don't.
Jim Adams
Pinocchio learned to tell tall tales to the puppet master, because the truth hurt his little wounded heart.
Alfonso Capone
* When you light a candle for someone, you illuminate God's face. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
A puppet whose strings got cut learned to walk all on its own.
marty rubin
* Our diseases are so old fashioned, they can't keep up with the new medicines. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Medicine has made a huge step forward. It decided that if a patient is sick or dies - this is fine, because how many more remain healthy?
Bruce Kriger
LIfe is a constant battle against futility.
Olivia Rowland
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you... stranger
from Twitter
Tiphereth Gloria
Democracy was invented to ensure that under any circumstances, polititions can cry out to the people: "It's your own fault!"
Bruce Kriger
The Hole is greater than the sum of it's parts.
Moses Murphy
The conflict between career and family is a myth, it is a conflict within yourself.
Bruce Kriger
Every line is the perfect length if you don't measure it.
marty rubin
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Kate Garner
* A shipwreck will occur when the captain knows everythimg, but the crew doesn't. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Forgeting your ambitions make life meaningless, forgeting your life for the sake of ambitions make them meaningless.
Bruce Kriger
Depression is highly contagious.
Bruce Kriger
Not surprisingly, faith in God is literally encoded in our genes. Guess Who coded them?
Bruce Kriger
An atheist is like a man who does not want to buy insurance.
Bruce Kriger
If Columbus had not discovered America, it would not attack Iraq.
Bruce Kriger
Belief in the immortality of the soul is needed for a man to remain human.
Bruce Kriger
Order is what exists before you start arranging things.
marty rubin
* Doctors cure Nature's mistakes with mistakes of their own. Leonid S. Sukhorukov.
Leonid Sukhorukov
Nothing lasts as long as the present moment.
Bruce Kriger
Times are changing - the debts remain.
Bruce Kriger
Choosing a bride, always look at her ex-husband.
Bruce Kriger
Damage caused by doctors, can only be compared with the damage caused by their absence.
Bruce Kriger
If God wanted to arrange the universe in any other way, he would certainly do so.
Bruce Kriger
For some events God simply forgot to invent the reasons.
Bruce Kriger
* May each twist and turn of our destiny be a zigzag of luck! Leonid S. Sukhorukov
P.S.: Happy New Year to all!
Leonid Sukhorukov
What are the rules when you're not playing?
marty rubin
Every New Year there’s another day to start again; it’s tomorrow, don’t miss it!
Jojo Juju
* The roads to wisdom are paved with skulls. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Someone will read this and like it. Yet another example of supernaivety.
Kristina Mangov
The strongest form of dependence is being a slave to one`s prejudices.
Kristina Mangov
Don’t save a drop from the ocean when the ocean is so full.
Swami Raj
It’s easy to be philosophical when it’s some other poor sod that’s short of blood.
Swami Raj
* The wider you smile at your troubles, the easier it is to swallow them. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Some people should keep quiet. When talking, they strip words of their meanings.
Kristina Mangov
Accepted aphorisms are certain past events.
Rejected aphorisms are future certain events.
Kristina Mangov
* Once a woman has given you her heart, there is less room left for your own. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
It's a new day, it's a new dawn, it's a new life, when you're feeling fine.
Joe Palooka!
Life is...a love that has to be enough for a lifetime.
Kristina Mangov
Love shows that folly is not alien to the wisest.
Kristina Mangov
Dreams that scare us wake us up.
marty rubin
WAKE UP OR DIE.
Emma Ballentyne
We spend a greater part of our lives fighting evil without even realizing it.
Kristina Mangov
There is a genius resting in everyone. Unfortunately, that rest lasts too long.
Kristina Mangov
* Progress is the evolution of dogmas.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
The essence of progress is anomaly
Steven Monteray
Vices of real world are virtues of movies.
s.a
sevkan ariburnu
All’s well that ends well with a life that’s rounded with a smile.
Drew Byrne
What’s the difference between a fucker and a screwer? It’s a question of emphasis.
Swami Raj
You win! – All else is loss! Now that’s direction isn’t it?
Swami Raj
It isn’t in the plan to not make it work due to the lack of right information.
Swami Raj
i love gmail; it has a delete forever button.
sevkan ariburnu
Success reveals how little ambition is worth.
marty rubin
…so many mistakes…so little time to do them...
chris chronos
* Success magnifies hidden vices. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Enthusiasm paves the way to success, but can you live with it?
Drew Byrne
...When I look upward, I earn time. When I look forward, I utilise time. When I look inward, I save time. When I look backward, I waste time. Sri Chimnoy
Leonid Sukhorukov
Time is relative, the passing of time absolute.
marty rubin
To accept what you are not is even easier than not accepting what you are.
Drew Byrne
The good thing is: we have only one flaw.
The bad thing is: it gives rise to all the rest.
Kristina Mangov
Each of us two could kill love even if they don`t aim straight...
Kristina Mangov
* A mask is prepared to face anything. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
HE IS SO DEPRIVED OF PERSONALITY THAT EVEN THE MASK HE WEARS CAN NOT CONCEAL THAT...
Kristina Mangov
LOVE GETS TWICE AS DECEITFUL ONCE WE BELIEVE IN ITS OMNIPOTENCE.
Kristina Mangov
The best of us can always put on "that happy face": that smile among equals.
Drew Byrne
THE OTHERS THOUGHT HE WAS DUMB; IN FACT HE HAD LONG AGO TOLD EVERYTHING...
Kristina Mangov
Your best friend is a screwer, and your best friend is you.
Swami Raj
The first mistake: thinking you’re more important than others. The second mistake: thinking that should make a difference to what you do.
joe quaqkwy
Weakness in man is abhorrent to woman, as it makes her eggs turn sour.
Defined Dunroamin'
When you wake up, you never know what will happen next.
marty rubin
* You never understand a point until you fail to explain it to a child. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
# Speed of light - save energy and turn it off
# Love - a parallel gravity
# Ego - a state of universal paranoia
Pandora Shallcross
The version of a fact is more important than the fact itself.
Augusto Sales
Indifference is what you get for the sake of indifference; being buggered for it is what you get for being indifferent around a cynic.
Archie Pratt
if you restrict your personality, you can get anything you want.
Scott Butler
Normality is overrated.
so is abnormality.
sevkan ariburnu
Obligation is a strong thing, but you can refuse it and it’ll die on you...
Swami Raj
If you don’t want your wife to have your bollocks put them in trust.
Swami Raj
Somebody who wishes to act well for himself with a bit of mendacity must also know that it won’t leave a stain on a devious character…
Drew Byrne
"The game" is a foot Watson!
Freddie Neatzeist
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” Friedrich Nietzsche
Leonid Sukhorukov
Never join two things that would be happier apart.
marty rubin
* A good aphorism bridges the walls that divide people. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
The game is like my dick, long and hard.
Scott Butler
If you want to hurt person the most, tell him/her i love you and don't mean it.
Olga Alexandrova
The problem with stupid choices is that in the most of the time they are the most enjoyable.
Olga Alexandrova
Even the sweetest chocolate goes bad one day and so do our relationships.
Olga Alexandrova
What you earn you can keep, but that’s no justification as to why it should be yours.
Swami Raj
* The poor are led by want, the rich by whim. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Handing one's troubles over to God makes sense even to an atheist.
marty rubin
Now what you need is money, with money you can afford to be happy.
Swami Raj
If ever you're out looking for a good answer, at least you can't be that silly.
Jojo Juju
Stationary Rooms make for profitable sub-businesses when organised correctly. Ensure to keep stocked up on blank DVDs and batteries
Clare Popham
Q: If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A: You are already an animal.
Phil Bartlett
At what point does a person become: old, unattractive or a failure?When they and others think so. Why not control 1/2 of your fate and influence the other 1/2? Remember, 70% is passing and its easy; just a smile and a twinkle in your eyes are worth at least 30%.
Henri Robert
Time screws everybody eventually.
Swami Raj
Remove yourself from the equation.
Sugiona Boylee
If you put tar on the roof it may fix the leak but don’t ask me if I want it for free.
Swami Raj
first aphorisms are difficult to write...
john Munson
* Truth is too complicated to remain unchanged. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
Now that I no longer think I find words for all my thoughts.
marty rubin
Truth is stranger than fiction, but fiction is more honest.
Stephanie McAllister
stephanie mCALLISTER
It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
Tyler Durden
Nostalgia is the last resort of the disallusioned
Mark Judge
Never put a frozen sausage on a hot grill.
Ms. Porkiez Piezies
* The richest man is the one who feels rich enough. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid Sukhorukov
If you ask enough questions people won’t like it, but you may eventually discover why they shove the dirt under the carpet to keep the house tidy.
Swami Raj
They say, "money doesn’t make you happy". It does make the poorer happy and the miserable happier.
Melinda Messenger
I doubt, therefore I think; I think therefore I am- Descartes
Tori Rowland
It’s easier to be cool with money than to be cool without money.
Swami Raj
If the world didn't suck so much we'd all fall of it.
meg addison
Up until the last moment it's okay to forget about death.
marty rubin
The day you run out