All Aphorisms

A list of all aphorisms, newest appear at the top.

What would beauty be if the whole world were blind?

marty rubin

Life can be dead boring; however, it can be the only one we have left to live with any interest to it.

Drew Byrne

There cannot be a much better maxim than “Silence with precision;” although no one can much know what it means.

Drew Byrne

Many a terse and laconic phrase have been confused for a witty aphorism.

Greg Linster

* The best place in the sun, is in the shadow.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Citing aphorisms rarely signifies intelligence, then again, neither does creating them.

Greg Linster

The only thing better than singing is more singing.
Ella Fitzgerald

Leonid Sukhorukov

Decisions! Decisions! Decisions! Take one! Anyone! Any one you want! Go on!

Drew Byrne

I am not constantly here, ok maybe I am.

The Simpsons Suck

A closeted Hypocrite, is the worst kind.

Maggie Headley

Everything is false, including this.

Tilly Vadmin

* Growing up is more pathetic than growing down.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

* No pathetic - no growing up.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Everyone feels pathetic at some point in life. It's called growing up.

Omar Arce

The best is yet to come.
Regina Brett (45 lessons of life)

Leonid Sukhorukov

* Optimism is an implicit belief in hope.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

This place here, right here, has been compromised.

Jack Apple-bottom

The world is not like you think it is; the world is just as it is.

Drew Byrne

When you haven’t got time to learn, at least you’ve learnt that in time.

Drew Byrne

Looked at askance it appears that modern art appears to be a load of bollocks––good!

Drew Byrne

People make mistakes because they’re so confused by probability. Which is unavoidable under the circumstances, given the profusion of the confusion of circumstances.

Drew Byrne

Sometimes you can have nothing to drive you, which can be a driving force in itself.

Drew Byrne

Give yourself room to breathe. Don't get too close to yourself.

marty rubin

"If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day." E.B.White

Leonid Sukhorukov

The world doesn’t change; only you change around it.

Drew Byrne

What you don't understand, you can make mean anything.
- Chuck Palahniuk

Niccolo Machiavelli

In a world of assumption everything is possible.

Gijsbert van Eijsden

You show me the world like I've never seen before.

Gijsbert van Eijsden

An aphorism a day keeps the head screwed...screwed on tight.

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Refuse to change the world and the world will change you.

South Park Sux

All this injustice in the world suggests that you should get a kick up the arse for doing absolutely nothing in particular to deserve it, and deservedly so, as you don’t particularly deserve it anyway.

Zaphod Beeblebrox

* We start off playing with our babies, but they end up toying with us.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov ("All About Everything", UK, 2005, p.113)

Leonid Sukhorukov

Enough with the bull-shine already - let's go with the load of bollocks instead!

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Love is life. Denying your love to someone - is suicide, denying someones love to you - is murder.

Mister Shlyapa

Unrequited love makes one easier live with absence of everything else

Mister Shlyapa

Only meaningless gives meaning to meaningless statements, or not at all.

Zaphod Beeblebrox

The only difference between the living you and the dead you is that the latter won’t make mistakes.

Jithu J. Timothy Kari

* Heroism starts with a victory over yourself.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

* Character is an inhabited habit.
* Watch your character, it may become your trap.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”
- Unknown

Cory Leader

The empty bottle rejoices, knowing it has given its all.

marty rubin

I know everything....I think.

William Penn

* Knowledge gives power but ignorance gives longevity.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Inserting knowledge into our convictions is the greatest obstacle we face. Through techniques acquired from years of failure, we have learned that our convictions are more convincing without the intrusions of knowledge.

Stavros Soulias

Death is an anachronism; life is too much of one.

Allan Jones

"The problem with most people who want what they can't have is that when they get what they covet, they don't want it anymore."

Extra Phalanges

Cast aside, the memories of love reveal themselves on the occasional occurrence of a scent; an odor that promotes the recall of a scene that two fools believed would remedy their insertion into time.

Stavros Soulias

Work?!?! THIS, is work.

Songs of Christmas by Lewis

Employed by moments, I attempt to justify my occupation with them.

Stavros Soulias

That's a nice noose. My biggest mistake was showing you the ropes.

Gary Sheldon

* Virtue is the public face of vice.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

"People can’t conceive of a virtue in someone else that they can’t conceive in themselves. Instead of believing you’re stronger, it’s so much easier to imagine you’re weaker. You’re addicted to self-abuse. You’re a liar. People are always ready to believe the opposite of what you tell them." - Chuck Palahniuk

This is stupid.

Tom Leaner

The best quality in a leader is his ability to make men follow him; which, conversely, must also be his worst.

Drew Byrne

Don't be cog,
be a spanner.

Rob Wheeler

You'll never meet the right person if you never let go of the wrong one.

Paul Moreaux

* Good health makes the worst weather to be the loveliest.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

As for women, women are what they are; and as for men, they’re far worse.

Drew Byrne

Always have to fight especially hard to those who are like you.

George Eletskih

Not every attempt is a chance, but every chance - an attempt.

George Eletskih

I've stopped giving a shit about not giving a shit, now i'm free to do anything.

Cardiff Giant

* Gathering together is a beginning; writing together is progress; caught up together with best aphorisms in the clouds is success.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Maturity is the ability to do something even though your parents have recommended it.

Paul Watzlawick

An aphorism needn't be true, but it should make you wonder.

marty rubin

Strangers sometimes treat you better than your relatives. They judge you by what you're doing today, not by what you did yesterday.

Pablo Honey

Sometimes, an aphorism about nothing at all will pass for wise among wise men.

Drew Byrne

Honesty is only a minor passion with me, as I don’t like to take it too seriously.

Drew Byrne

Time flies like a bruised apple: fruit flies like there’s no tomorrow.

Drew Byrne

Sooner or later the truth will out, but don’t tell anybody about it.

Drew Byrne

If you don't play the game, you don't have to follow the rules.

marty rubin

* The most difficult thing in the path of choice is to choose a path. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Cell Phones are the new Smoking

Dominick Maiolo

The sea of humanity is full of purposes; you just have to swim with them to advance your goals in the ocean of discontent.

A Well Wisher

I'm bored with doing aphorisms, I'll try thinking aphorisms instead...

Drew Byrne

Irish folklore or any folklore for that matter, is simply that "Folk" "Lure"

Robert Kane

Live fast, die hard, leave a good looking corpse.

Jack Thade

You cannot possibly admire someone who doesn’t like you for what you are, but you can still admire his terrible reasons for it.

Drew Byrne

Life is an illusion where the illusion is life.

Jonny Smith

He who can juggle four beanbags at once with ease can juggle anything; however, it’s best for him not to try it with elephants until he learns how to handle elephants as easily as he has learned how to juggle beanbags.

The Masked Aphorist’s Apprentice

* A man who never makes mistakes is a mistake of Nature.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Don’t blame others for their nascent inconsequentiality – blame yourself for your incredulous gullibility instead! As, whatever it is, it’s obviously all your own fault!

Drew Byrne

Sometimes, painting the truth black for fun is the only thing that brings out its essential meaning in Technicolor.

Drew Byrne

There is no thing that is not complete: it is our knowledge that is incomplete.

marty rubin

The way to wholeness consists of wrong turns and fateful detours.

C. G. Jung

Monica McGregor

Don’t insult people with wrong numbers, they might ring back and praise you for it.

Drew Byrne

Just because you can be classified doesn't mean you're classifiable...

Drew Byrne

Opinions make the man - anything else is just someone else's opinion on what you're up to!

Drew Byrne

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. However, ramming a "forgiveness pixie" up their arse annoys them much more.

Denis Smith

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. However, ramming a "forgiveness pixie" up their arse annoys them much more.

Denis Smith

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. However, ramming a "forgiveness pixie" up their arse annoys them much more.

Denis Smith

* Make the most of today, tomorrow's today is still tomorrow. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

The trail is usually just wide enough for one, but the soul prefers to search in communion - in the company of another, and to do so, one must carry the other, and for this to happen, the other must submit to being carried.

Berette Macaulay

Like everything else there is a before, a now, and an after, even after this.

Drew Byrne

* The great are always in the minority.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

When you have a float in your till the world is your oyster.

Swami Raj

Despite what it appears to be, a good aphorisms is no more than what you take away from it by surprise.

Allan Brown

EVERY APHORISM IS JUST A SENTENCE

Myngo none

Caught between the choices of two evils, I choose not to choose my favourite vanilla flavor.

Allan Brown

* Time will heal, if you will let it go.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

It’s simple: Insult shall produce ball-kicks, and then that will produce calmness and contentment.

Swami Raj

* Writing is easy - until you become a professional. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Writing is a game of hits and misses. Throw out the hits and keep the misses.

marty rubin

It takes some considerable understanding to find the dynamic energy to do as you like anyway...

Drew Byrne

Every ham needs spam, but canned spam isn’t ham, but no ham is dead meat until he kicks the bucket over spam.

Paul Yang

An aphorism without a happy ending is only an open door to another dimension of disgruntlement...a place where all the "t's" are crossed and all the "I's" are dotted, except this one.

Archie Pratt

No one knows the solitariness of the samurai, except perhaps the tiger in the jungle.

Archie Pratt

Bad language is a fucking superstition.

joseph Hughes

I will not "take the Mickey" out of the established faculty, as they don't deserve it - but you do!

Bart Simpson

The weak shall go to the wall...and, after a while, you shall follow them.

Buddy Blank

When you’re young you can go round the world and make a few million here, a few million there, but it would all be in millilitres…

Swami Raj

What can be done about sanctimonious people being sanctimonious with you, other than to deny them their basic human right to do it at your expense?

Drew Byrne

In reality, self-delusion is such an obtuse thing, as even after its revelation one can so easily also overlook the fact that one can forget all about it tomorrow.

Drew Byrne

Even though it is not listening you can still tell an object what it is when you find it annoying...and you can do the same with people as well.

Drew Byrne

Sometimes I worry that I'm not trying too hard enough.

Lauren Spoto

* It's impossible to travel faster than light. We'd be in complete darkness.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Life: a game that can be played only by not following the rules.

marty rubin

What’s happening in the world? – Same old Rubbish!

Swami Raj

* There is no death. Only nature's changing forms.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Art does not imitate life: life imitates art—badly!

Drew Byrne

Standing on the beach watching the Life Boat fade into the distance you realize that you are merely a grain of the sandy beach that you wait on. Make new footprints else where and watch as the old ones disappear. This salty water in the corner of my mouth is nothing more than an erosion tear and the tides coming in to wipe clean the footprints.

Long Distance Runner

What can you do when you've missed the boat on the highway of life but to put your thumb up and tout for another one...?

Crazy, Mixed-Up Kid!

I speak only in retaliation while providing insult, blah blah blah.......Wait, was that retaliation?

Buncha Bull$h!t

Whom am I? Certainly nobody else!

Hans Knobblenz

The trivial isn’t always so easy to achieve…but how trivial is the result anyway?

Drew Byrne

May the 14th be with you! (As even if it's a little late, it's better late than never).

Harry Hoody

Fight hard, and you will survive; but for how long, that’s the question.

Drew Byrne

If the light's not in you, you're in the dark.

marty rubin

* Truth is perfect! Untill undressed.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Don’t twist the truth round too much: it becomes inscrutable for strangers to it.

Harry Hoody

With the lights coming on and the curtain coming down. Now one waits for the new show to come into town. *End scene*

CLothes giver

Whatever time does to you in the long term, you’re never far away from a good ending.

Harry Hoody

If I had piled up in front of me now all the money I've ever spent on beer, I'd spend it all on beer.

Peter Andetson

We’re all selling something, but who’s “buying it” from the one who’s selling it?

Drew Byrne

Everyone is a house with four rooms, a physical, an emotional, a mental, and a spiritual. Most of us tend to live in one room most of the time, but unless we go into every room every day, even if only to keep it aired, we are not a complete person.
Indian proverb

Leonid Sukhorukov

How nice it must be for people to have something more meaningful to look forward to in the next life, even though it has been scientifically proved by the observations of monkeys in captivity that there isn’t one.

Drew Byrne

Money comes and goes; time just goes.

Swami Raj

The old philosophers knew so little; that's why they were so wise.

marty rubin

How long is a piece of string? Just so long...

Swami Raj

* The only human certainty is constant doubt.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov (1967)

Leonid Sukhorukov

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss

Calvin N. Hobbes

Do not simply assume that the person you’re holding an interesting conversation with is talking solely to you, as he could simply be talking to himself.

Drew Byrne

A moment of unthinking misunderstanding is worth a lifetime of ill-considered agreement.

Drew Byrne

Evil is as evil does.

The Booming Orifice

* I think you think you understand my thoughts here, but I doubt, my friend, you really realize that what you thought I thought is not exactly what I thought I thought.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Do not simply assume that the other person you are dealing with could really be as stupid as you think he is, as in reality you could simply be stupider than him.

Drew Byrne

* I shall always believe in immortality... as long as I live! Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Time screws everybody...eventually.

Swami Raj

The answer is "belief", and the question is "belief".

Swami Raj

You can be fooled, you just don’t know how.

Swami Raj

Self-delusion is not such a serious matter: you can forget all about it by tomorrow afternoon.

Drew Byrne

* The brighter the bubble, the quicker it bursts
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

You have to let the balloon go if you want to see it fly.

marty rubin

Happiness, like the existence of bright stars, can so easily be denied by the person who has experienced his life solely through the blinding touch of fear and envy.

Ms. Vicky Liodakis

Once your day is done you've been done by the day...

Drew Byrne

A wise man's question contains half the answer.
Solomon Ibn Gabirol ben Judah

Leonid Sukhorukov

To what extent can truth endure incorporation? That is the question; that is the experiment.
Freidrich Wilhelm Neitzsche

Joe Cool

I'm joking, even when I say I'm joking

Francesco Correani

For purely ethical reasons you can choose to distance yourself from how the normal human being normally behaves towards others of his own species every day, but you cannot possibly ignore it.

Drew Byrne

* If I have to cry, I think of my former life. If I have to laugh, I think of what I cried for. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Life without LOVE is like a LOVE without LIFE

Ore Hendive

Today, I thought up two interesting aphorisms for the Daily Aphorism, one of which was memorable, but I forgot which one it was before I could write it down...

Archie Pratt

Everyone is equal, but in different ways.

Drew Byrne

* We are all so equal that it makes us completely different.Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Your best friend’s a screwer, and your best friend is you.

Swami Raj

* Human error is the mother of truth.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

In your explorations of the human experience you may also be able to write all the right answers down and then learn them by rote, but that is still not the answer...

Drew Byrne

There are two kinds of people—those going somewhere, and those going nowhere.

Swami Raj

If you never "had a dream," you could never have lost it could you?

Swami Raj

When evening falls, does it make a sound?

marty rubin

Between the pert and the twee I shall eat flan instead...

Archie Pratt

To be tricked by your desires and wants into betraying something vital to you, you don’t really need to be paying much attention to it.

Drew Byrne

Anyone could look into your eyes a million times and never see what I do.

Julius Seizer

Keep your hands to yourself. Don't worry about the kid next to you, worry about YOU and for God sakes stop eating the Glue! Also , stop giving Leo a hard time ... I like his aphorisms, Be Nice! Love, your lovely preschool teacher :)

Nora McCair

Just another pleasant pause of the past

Nora McCair

All on our own path, in our own time

Nora McCair

* He who always stands still will never learn the limits of his abilities. Leonid S.Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Calvin N . Hobbes

To be even-handed: still, one must realize that one's wishes aren't always a priority to one's rivals.

Buddy Blank

Wish into one hand, shit into the other: see which fills up first.

Conor Keaney

The brain thinks all the time, there is no off switch. One simply chooses what to think about.

Calvin N. Hobbes

"Don't worry about what people think of you; they're probably not thinking about you at all." said my grandad.

Jonathan Gammond

Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said,"I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?"

Calvin N. Hobbes

If you’ve been lied to: don’t worry, they lie to everyone.

Swami Raj

You’re already in jeopardy – if only because you have no bickies for the cup!

Swami Raj

It's always that wrong turn that sets you in the right direction.

marty rubin

True friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know their always there ;)

mikee cee

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!

Calvin N. Hobbes

Whatever one does from this moment on means nothing; so what ever it is one should make it count.

David Davies

To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.
Marcus Aurelius

Joe Cool

This aphorism certainly isn’t about the next aphorism down on the Daily Aphorism list, but if it were I’d wonder what it was all about if I were you.

David Davies

To actually stand to be insulted is to be no less than you are because of it, only to be more so at the time.

Drew Byrne

Design to art is as religion to life

Ameen Roayan

Deviens qui tu dois être.

Marie Dumont

While "wasting one’s time with it", at the time one can occasionally make up a neat little aphorism about it as well...

Drew Byrne

What variety is to life, contradiction is to the mind.

marty rubin

Never jump out of a burning aircraft without checking your parachute first; you may regret it, not then maybe, but soon and for the rest of your life.

Drew Byrne

We all come down to dinner, but each has a room to himself.
Walter Baghot

Joe Cool

If you have the courage to withstand the fright of this fight long enough, you may just come out on the other end with your freedom in tact, and a little proof that standing your ground in the cloud of your dreams, is EXACTLY what increases the height of your flight.

Berette Macaulay

Curiosity is a "hot" state, like hunger and thirst.

Justin Kruger, NYU
Matt Evans, DePaul University

Grace Reid

Isn't important what to do, important what for to do!

Aygun Memmedova

Isn't important what to do, important what for to do!

Aygun Memmedova

Oh, whaty, whaty, whaty
Is in my little botty?
The whole world
Is full of it.

Anti Pasties

We often make people pay dearly for what they think we give them.
Comtesse Diane

Joe Cool

A "fake aphorism" will move you: it will move you from here to there and back again.

Fran Postlethwaite

Looking for new meaning, one may overlook meanings.

Fran Pistlethwaite

Incredulity is now
Cynical huff-puffing:
Undefined guesses.

Anti Pasties

Every destination knows that there's more than one way to get there.

marty rubin

Don’t take these aphorisms too literally, as you’ll never get out of the equation alive.

Frank Thought

Owing money doesn’t make you a thief but it only becomes a crime when you can’t pay it back.

Swami Raj

The truth can rip your heart out...but at least it's no lie...

Guy (with no brain)

It is not necessary to "fear the Unexpected," it is necessary simply to "jump on it and fuck its brains out!"

Drew Byrne

To live creatively I believe is to live honestly; in truth; however that is to be manifested by you - so long as it is satisfying an intrinsic need within you to feel, experience, create, or express, and NOT to satisfy some external requirement or subscription on how to live out the limited days you have on this earth.

Berette Macaulay

I broke up with self-sabotage; it wasn't working out.

Berette Macaulay

Focus on whats important, "Me, Myself and I" all else can be left at the roadside and some place inside me.

R.apidly A.pproaching

Instead of concentrating on the things in life that I don't have, I am grateful for the things that I don't want that I don't have.

Erikat Meowsica

This aphorism is about me; there's not much more to say about it.

Man-boy Indahouse

You so vain I bet you think this post is about you.

No Name

Not seeking is never in vain.

marty rubin

Time is the cruelest teacher; she first gives the test, then gives the lesson.

Erikat Meowsica

Does a rope sown into a ring have an end? Yes, but you can spend a long time searching for it.

Sailor Sam

Desire is a magnificent nomadic energy.

Berette Macaulay

Live for the truth or lie...

What are the consequences?

RECIPROCITY

Berette Macaulay

Against human nature we have but one defence: we can tell it to "fuck off!"

Drew Byrne

A felicidade é um par de botas.

Machado de Assis

Smile when it hurts the most.

The Cheshire Cat

Vengeance blackens the soul. Or was it already ready to be black?

Swami Raj

Once one has made it known of themselves to others they will always be there.

The Invisible Man

You don’t need “Escape money,” what you need is, “Fuck you!” money; if you don’t have, “Fuck you!” money there’s nowhere to escape to.

Swami Raj

We’re here for a good time, not a long time.
Damien Hurst

Joe Cool

I play "tic-tak-toe" with my computer and my computer plays "noughts and crosses" with me: we are both, "Free!"

Apain Indaarse

The minute you try to prove yourself is the moment you've lost the point. 'Doing it' moves you forward, 'proving it' takes you back.

Berette Macaulay

Memory after a while must become associational. For instance, Superman flying under a gable means what?

The Porcupine Kid & The One-Eyed Batman.

Who cares what you think? Nobody! So go and do it for yourself––alone!

Ms. Amyl Nitrate


FOLLOW YOUR DREAM

The money will follow, it will; believe it by not letting that be the focus or the reason.

Berette Macaulay

Being alone means being free.

IP Anthony

Let go and allow the universe to drive.

Cory Leader


Could the grass be greener only and simply because we have our backs turned to our own lawn while craning our necks over the fence to get a peep at the garden next door?

Berette Macaulay

“A new choice” should not be something that gives you less freedom to act, but that is frequently “not an option.”

Drew Byrne

Some die well;
Others die badly;
All die anyway.

Jack Thaed

Know it all, and you don’t have to ask any questions.

Zong Dinger

As we know, There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know, there are known unknowns, that is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we do not know we do not know.
Donald Rumsfeld, Department of Defense

Number One

Wanna be remembered forever? Forget all trash.
Number One

Number One

Every young bachelor has a potential problem with married bliss: he can potentially become too attached to it.

Jimbo White

Try to think outside the box: you’ll be in it soon enough anyway.

Drew Byrne

Being “lost for words” only suggests you don’t know what you’re talking about, because you couldn’t possibly “prove it!”

Drew Byrne

It’s useful to have an opinion, so you can slip it in when nobody’s looking.

Swami Raj

The smile is the first weapon of the action; with this you can regulate your performance.

Swami Raj

At what age do we loose the skill of turning trash into treasure?

Mayari .net

A liar doesn't stop telling lies, they just tell different ones.

The Truth

Why is it so difficult to help people? Answer: cos we are imposing our own agenda.
Fiona Stiedl

Philippa Perry

Un dia em moriré. Avui em toca viure.

Anonimus

Anna Blas

LYING IS THE MOST FUN A GIRL CAN HAVE WITHOUT TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF.

Panic! At The Disco .

I am not a Robotnik – you are!

Robby the Robot

Sometimes, an answer can be found in a Chinese fortune cookie, but not if you don’t eat at Chinese restaurants.

Drew Byrne

Weaklings should never be told that their natural position in life is rock bottom, as they have to work this out for themselves.

Archie Pratt

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.

Colonel Jock Strap

Generousness goes with gregarious as apple goes with Eve...

Swami Raj

Most people who don’t doff their hats don’t get hats doffed at them.

Swami Raj

The trouble with learning is that it makes you forget more important things.

marty rubin

The fucker you know is worse than the fucker you don’t know.

Swami Raj

I would like to say more but feel that I cant.

James Bloomfield

Religious weapons drawn are dangerous to one another...

Swami Raj

Think before you’ve thunk!

Anonymus Anonymous

Screaming desperate cries on an unknown road left on your own is something the heart can't control.

Keyser Söze

Be wise and smile, and trade insult for insult.

Swami Raj

Around the world poverty changes its flavour, but the trap remains the same.

Swami Raj

"Don't let "the crazies" out!" (As they dwell deep within).

Archie Pratt

Your life is not rated by how far you've come, but who you have beaten to get there.

Josh Flood

In this day and age, the man with the largest power is the one who divides the smallest.

Josh Flood

Practical philosophy is “patty-cake patty-cake, baker’s man,” but that you play it by yourself for your own amusement, because you’re ultimately alone.

Bosmie Brecier

* Everything in life is simple, but we are not as simple as that. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Philosophy is a twilight stroll through the maze of language.

marty rubin

It's true isn't it? Philosophy is simply the profession of cerebral wanking... The wanker obviously gets release, but what do the wank-witnesses get? Blue confusion? What lucky bastards!

Berette Macaulay

Raw intelligence is not enough; it must be tempered with misunderstanding.

Drew Byrne

It's certainly a simple rule - though not always an easy one to follow:

If it hurts then stop doing it.

Berette Macaulay

Science is Weird.

Wyatt Smith

If you can't laugh at yourself, make yourself laugh.

Gary Hall

We can all see the future. If you don't like what you see change your perspective.

Peripheral Visionary

Don't believe everything you think. Anon

Anna Campbell

* When hope dies, belief lives on. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

"You can love someone so much, but you can never love them as much as you can miss them."

Andrea Spencer

In today's world, we live among the gadgets, with forgotten letters and unheard voices...remembering 'the real life' while walking alone in false light. It's now awkward to look someone in the eye, or hold a pen or a person's hand.

Berette Macaulay

The world isn't round everywhere. One plus one doesn't always make two.

marty rubin

Wars are fought so that Hollywood can make movies of them.

Swami Raj

* We have all come from dots and Nature joins them up.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

In life, you have to show up even if it makes you throw up.

Corey Novick

War is only a temporary anomaly; it’s peace that people can’t stand to live with

John Smith

LOVE IS TOO COMPLEX FOR ME, IT GIVES ME HEADACHES.

genn .

You must be a child in order to grow.

Maria Shao

A woman's day is never over: they've got to get up in the mornings to do it.

Vlad Volvos

In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in an clearer light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth.

Mahatma Gandhi

* World’s local congratulations to all women in The International Women’s Day!
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

People are less complicated than they think they are. They are also more complicated than we think they are.

enira arvanda

The places you've been in your imagination are places you've never been.

marty rubin

* Where there are no boders, there is still a horizon.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Design is thought, Art is delivery.
Design not to hide but to show, not the best but what is real, not anything only what matters not to you but to everything you leave behind

Ameen Roayan

*Glimpses through the door of the future that you seek makes you weak.(revision)

Cory Leader

Glimpses of the future through the door make you weak. Not knowing what you seek make you stronger than the meak.

Cory Leader

Strength is what you make of it.

Drew Byrne

Once I fell down a hole. The only thing I thought was : shit!

kalheb karr

To die for an idea doesn't mean it's a good one

ben renaudini

How to be remembered: LIVE ABSOLUTELY, LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY, DIE TRAGICALLY.

Warren Draper

* Distorting mirrors correct the world.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Don’t sell your dreams without knowing what they cost.

Swami Raj

Men will fight so hard in all their lives, as death is only a heartbeat away.

Swami Raj

pride is a killer of any forward motion

Berette Macaulay

What is true only for a moment is truer than what's always true.

marty rubin

Tell the whole world your secret, but keep it from yourself.

marty rubin

Mind the GAP

Berette Macaulay

Your always too young,
Never too old.

sherna khambatta

It's not the people,
it's the system.

Stephanie Iacobacci

The fatal metaphor of progress, which means leaving things behind us, has utterly obscured the real idea of growth, which means leaving things inside us.

G. K. Chesterton

The best way out is always through.

Robert Frost

fear of mediocrity creates it.

Berette Macaulay

Most information is withheld mostly from those who most need it.

The Ghost in the Machine

After a while…time passes by…and you run after it.

Swami Raj

Selfish acts should never go unpublished.

Drew Byrne

* We'll all be there one day. So there we are.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

You live, you die; that’s all you’ve got to do.

Swami Raj

The surest path is not the straight line, but the dream.

Swami Raj

* The only trouble with competitors, is that each of them think that they are more intelligent than the other. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

The trouble with thinking you are being clever, is that thinking it does not make it so much so.

Drew Byrne

He who is breathing needs no further proof.

marty rubin

No one understands the music, only the music understands.

marty rubin

An emerging intellectual is one who periodically examines himself for signs of nits.

Archie Pratt

* Self-criticism is the most welcome sign of cultural maturity. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

There is no I in team, but there is always one arsehole.

Anonymus Anonymous

* When lightning strikes, don’t wait up for thunder. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

where death walks, life sleeps

Fintan Moloney

T. CREW
IS F*CKING
IN HEAVEN.

tapoué crew

Once a teenager once one once new better, but once one didn’t know better than that.

Drew Byrne

Win, and you reap the fruits of your own personal victory; fail, and you fail all alone.

Drew Byrne

When you’ve nowhere left to go, you’ve already arrived.

Drew Byrne

You are not born bankrupt, you become one.

Bruce Kriger

During the global crisis a bank statement is the leading cause of impotence.

Bruce Kriger

Acrobatics is an art of defying gravity without breaking legs.p.

Bruce Kriger

Womanizer in a nunnery is like a bull in a china shop.

Bruce Kriger

Making ladies' man a faithful husband as hard as to lose hope to do so.

Bruce Kriger

How many wonderful thoughts were lost because of inattentive listeners?

Bruce Kriger

Aphorism is a test for slow thinkers.

Bruce Kriger

My life is like a 21 year long music video on mtv

Scott Butler

Never ASSUME, for it will make an ASS out of YOU and make ME laugh my head off.

Drew Byrne

And there
Amidst the waves and the cloudless skies
That blanket the year before
I watch my life wash ashore

Tim McIlrath

The world is what you think it is.
(Serge Kahili King)

Hans J. Walter

How many times do you have to make a stupid mistake before you realize that that's the way to do it, stupid?

Drew Byrne

Between the bark and the tree, do not put your finger.

danielle ahanda

When all else fails, Quit.

Cory Leader

Delayed gratification: Something you are prepared to wait for, provided that, if you want some more, it is always on offer later.

Rick Bayan

After witty-wit comes a tweeting-twit!

Yzarc Tibbar

What can you do when you don’t know what to do? I don’t know!

Archie Pratt

There are no simple solutions to imaginary problems.

marty rubin

When lightning strikes, write it down.

marty rubin

One’s own stupidity doesn’t have to be thought about too much, but it does need to be done properly to be accomplished well.

Drew Byrne

The subtle point that you have missed cannot be all that important to you, until that time when it comes up and whacks you in the face with it’s alacrity.

Drew Byrne

Predicting one’s fate is much easier than changing it.

Bruce Kriger

Clever people do not believe horoscopes, they make them.

Bruce Kriger

Nothing hurts imagination of the architect as the greed of his client.

Bruce Kriger

Stupidity of the military is rarely compensated by the beauty of their uniforms.

Bruce Kriger

"Only the fools confuse the burden of his stupidity with the weight of the responsibility."

—Pascual Candel Palazon, Spanish poet and writer.

Nathan Ditko

"Books are my temple ...that's why you will find me at the bar."

—Pascual Candel Palazon, Spanish poet and writer.

Nathan Ditko

"Man's destiny is remembering women that forgot him..."

—Pascual Candel Palazon, Spanish writer.

Nathan Ditko

Gossip = not respecting that person.

Scott Stevens

Life: a place where your dinner goes cold while you’re eating it, but you’re supposed to enjoy it anyway.

Drew Byrne

* The king's fool has the whole Kingdom under his cap. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

There is wisdom in knowing what you need to know, and being wise enough to keep it to yourself.

Anonymus Anonymous

You only learn by doing something the hard way, only if you learn how not to do it the easy way.

Drew Byrne

Never lose sight of what makes you happy!

so.ba Propaganda

People shall always need to be put in their place occasionally, or else they usually wouldn’t quite know exactly where to stand.

Drew Byrne

This life of ours has always been the competitive environment; while the rat race is simply a new twist in the monkey’s tale.

Drew Byrne

If you can begin by asking a question to get an answer, then any answer you receive can be an answer you can begin to question.

Drew Byrne

When everything is a joke nothing is funny.

marty rubin

Sometimes I think, Sometime I don't

Art Arao

* It's easier to kill time than to stop it. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

* It's easier ti kill time than to stop it. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. John Lennon

Pauline Pfirrmann

Nice people are naive, guess it's time to be an arsehole.

Cory Leader

It's difficult to be even-handed when you just don't feel like it, but then you're probably not up to it anyway.

Jake Tankard

I'm not afraid that my life will end, on the contrary I'm afraid it will never start

Amber Gonelli

Viagra reduced the sales of large cars.

Bruce Kriger

We're all looking for redemption.

Narciso Dias

Some days you eat the bear; some days the bear eats you.

S G

Do justice, love mercy, walk humbly. Sometimes it's that simple. It's always that difficult.

Chloe Zaffini

Proving the obvious is not easy to do.

marty rubin

If everything went wrong that could go wrong, that'd be a perfect day.

marty rubin

Why so many of us a million years ago purposely knocked out major chunks of our brains with alcohol from time to time remains an interesting mystery. It may be we were trying to to give evolution a shove in the right direction -- in the direction of smaller brains.

Kurt Vonnegut

Reflect on this...I am not here.

Goggle-eyed pea-brain

God doesn’t matter because God has his own justification.

Swami Raj

Either way all you need is a strong spirit.

Olga

Olga Alexandrova

* Nobody can predict the direction of a rolling stone, but everyone knows where it will come to rest. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Its hard to keep your chin up when you have a heavy head.

Kevin Bacon

Selfless acts should never go unpunished.

Drew Byrne

To attack someone with a lie is disgraceful; to attack him with the truth is much worse.

Drew Byrne

The past life is kind of sad; you’ll know it when you see it.

Swami Raj

The temptation of roads. Every one leads somewhere away from here.

marty rubin

The rain that falls wherever it pleases. I want to be that rain.

marty rubin

Lack of the right information is the greatest lack of all.

Drew Byrne

* The British sun is always raining.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Truer words have not been spoken when there’s nothing to be said.

Drew Byrne

Share ideas and live forever.

Anis Bengiuma

The best things in life aren't things.

Lu Farah

The funniest joke in the world is the one that you may not find so funny after all...

Drew Byrne

S.O.B.E.R.

Son Of a B**ch Everything's Real

-Gary Busey-

Cory Leader

Realizing reality is hard to realize.

Chris White

* There are no miracles, but we all dream of them.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

You can't dissect anything, not even a dream, without killing it.

marty rubin

Who can make people laugh has an absolute advantage, over those who can make them cry.
- Bruce Kriger

Bruce Kriger

Faith is as natural as the need to breathe, to love, to dream.
- Bruce Kriger

Bruce Kriger

Done.

Drew Byrne

There are those who turn lies into truth and the truth into lies, until the difference remains the same to the perceptive fellow.

Drew Byrne

What can be done with the one who knows too much other than to give him his due?

Drew Byrne

What is too much of anything? Too much of anything is a lie!

Swami Raj

The group is the soup in which the lobster boils as it swims.
Anonymous

Joe Cool

* You'll never finish your journey if you meet everyone half way. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

If you consider that you really know how it is, have you told anybody your secret yet?

Drew Byrne

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.

Chuck Palahniuk

It is fair to say that when you have been made an example of, then you have become the example.

Drew Byrne

* Never look for the light at the end of the tunnel in the middle of the night. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

(The alternative sort of a solution)

Leonid Sukhorukov

Solutions often mask the fact that there is no problem.

marty rubin

The way I see it, I got three choices. One, I can shoot him. Two, I can kick the crap out of him. Or three, I leave you. Well, all that's no good. You see, 'cause none of those options get me you.

Lon Hammond Jr.

Wear me for a reason and NEVER be quite about me.

Promise Ring

Sometime around midnight or until the day I die, my life will be seen for all on Feb. 5th 2010.

John Tyree

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown -

Julius Seizer

It’s a sad world; just try not to be sad yourself.

Swami Raj

“These then are my last words to you. Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.” - William James -

Julius Seizer

Never plant a sapling, for you are in the moment.

Ed Risbey

Work first, then Relax.

James Versteegen

Be the shepherd, not the sheep.

James Versteegen

Play your cards right and I'll do exactlly what you tell me to.

Julius Seizer

The experience of a broken heart is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.

Cory Leader

* The hottest point on earth is always between the poles.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Sometimes the background is the most aesthetically pleasing thing to view/hear.

Cory Leader

I've grown fond of playing second fiddle in the background of life.

طالب Talib

In dreams and stories we rearrange our lives.

marty rubin

When you have a long way to go that is just the beginning...

Swami Raj

A man has to be what he is – you can’t break the mould.

Swami Raj

I am not a robot

Zainab Noor

Men of different nationalities are like dogs of different breeds ... despite whatever predispositions, a good dog is a good dog, and a bad dog is a bad dog

Zainab Noor

Zeus is a god and I am a dog.

طالب Talib

My only true vice is you, how foolish.

Julius Seizer

Money can't buy you happiness, but atleast you can choose your misery

Zainab Noor

If God wanted you to smoke, he would have put a chimney on top of your head ~ Grandpa McDonagh

Zainab Noor

If everything is meant to be, there is no such thing as magic

Zainab Noor

Beats are to body as lyrics are to soul ~ Zainab

Zainab Noor

To say the mind comes from the brain is indisputable, but I prefer to qualify the statement and consider the reasons why the brains neuron's behave in such a thoughtful manner ~ Damasio, 1994

Zainab Noor

When in doubt ... move a pawn ~ Zainab

Zainab Noor

Tomarrow is promised to nobody

Zainab Noor

Good health is a light grace; it is forgotten when found and mentioned when missing ~ Imam Ali

Zainab Noor

Debt is grief by night and humility by day ~ Imam Ali

Zainab Noor

Life is to rent a house and buy bread

Zainab Noor

Too much trivial information lets you seek more easily for a satisfying lack of it.

Drew Byrne

“You can shed tears that she is gone,
or you can smile because she has lived.
You can close your eyes and pray that she'll come back,
or you can open your eyes and see all she's left.
Your heart can be empty because you can't see her,
or you can be full of the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday,
or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember her only that she is gone,
or you can cherish her memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind,
be empty and turn your back.
Or you can do what she'd want:
smile, open your eyes, love and go on.” - David Harkins -

Julius Seizer

The answer is already evidently clear The omnipresent Uncle will have your hand and wear your ring.

Julius Seizer

I looked in the mirror today and I saw the shell of a man that once was grand. His his ego was battered and bruised but EPOH was still present.

Julius Seizer

Lying is like committing suicide, you've killed your character.

Julius Seizer

Everything has its tax, the tax of knowledge is to other people ( Every generation has its dependency ... I'm from the spell check generation ) >.<

Zainab Noor

The most favorable friend to me is that who shows me my flaws

Zainab Noor

Everything has its task, the tax of knowledge is to other people

Zainab Noor

You don't miss the water till the well runs dry

Zainab Noor

Do not answer those who speak before they greet you

Zainab Noor

Repetition gets the message across to the fresh-faced indignant—but why bother starting with them?

Drew Byrne

Fidelity is easier to keep at the complete absence of nearby persons of the opposite sex.

Bruce Kriger

People suffer from blind faith in their non-blindness.

Bruce Kriger

There is nothing less reassuring, than excessive self-confidence.

Bruce Kriger

I once complained I had no shoes ... Until I met a woman with no feet >.<

Zainab Noor

The innocent lack insight, The guilty lack purity, To obtain pure insight is truely a blessing ~ Zainab

Zainab Noor

To be humble is to take less than you need and to give more than you have

Zainab Noor

Eat Less, Speak Less, Sleep Less ... Have More Patience

Zainab Noor

If you are incapable of having a decent relationship with your brother in humanity, what makes you think you are capable of having a decent relationship with God
~ Zainab Noor

Zainab Noor

Women think they know everything , Men pretend they do ~ Zainab

Zainab Noor

Patience is for those who wait

Zainab Noor

No man wants a woman poked more than a pin cusion ~ Know what I mean Jelly Bean ? 2010 answers ~ huh?

Zainab Noor

Every great oak tree was once just a little nut who stood his ground

Zainab Noor

If " IF's " and " BUT's " were candy and nuts ... what a wonderful world it would be ... But mom! If Only ... >.<

Zainab Noor

Whether we like it or not, we should be happy. Whether we know it or not, we ARE happy.

Jaden Walker

I am very curious person, but apparently not curious enough to commit a suicide.

Olga Alexandrova

If your life hits a brick wall, walk right through.

marty rubin

If your life hits a brick wall, walk right thriugh.

marty rubin

If you can’t give and take, you can’t take without being arrested.

Drew Byrne

Besides from the fact that words are very unnecessary, they also fail to convey the weight and authority of an individual, due to their discrete form and nature.

sevkan ariburnu

Safety - is the most dangerous illusion.

Bruce Kriger

The best way to get rid of the fantasies is get them fulfilled.

Bruce Kriger

Good lie needs no proof.

Bruce Kriger

* There is no absurd opinion that some of us can’t help expressing. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

* A cat which has been in the bag too long becomes a rat.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Opinions are like arseholes: everybody has one and they always go off when least expected.

Drew Byrne

I'm just trying to "out-do" the last post. Their hasn't been anything worth reading here since the "...Illuminating God's face." post. But hey what I know this is just an opinion and opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Cory Leader

Where then is the exit if you have to get in to get out?

Drew Byrne

Even if you ate a giant, you will not become one.

Bruce Kriger

Its better o be disillusioned than under an illusion
-can't remember where I first saw this but its SO true!

Bex Shaw

I'm doing nothing today; don't interrupt me.

marty rubin

Life is a constant struggle against redundancy.

William Sunset

love is a struggle against your self.

sunwill rise

* The Tree of Knowledge grows stronger from weatherbeaten seeds. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Aphorism: a post-it note on the bedpost in the amnesiac ward of wisdom.

Peter Capofreddi

It’s always good to have pen and paper with you because you never know when you’ll get an autograph from inspiration.

Elaan Grassler

The difference between being in the groove
And being in a rut
Is how long you've been there.

Tee Fred

Words of wisdom: food for thought that shows you it’ll all come out right in the end.

Drew Byrne

Buddha knows nothing
But only in fleeting moments

soul Beckett

The difference between being blessed or cursed is whether you're thankful for what you have, or resent what you don't.

Jim Adams

Pinocchio learned to tell tall tales to the puppet master, because the truth hurt his little wounded heart.

Alfonso Capone

* When you light a candle for someone, you illuminate God's face. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

A puppet whose strings got cut learned to walk all on its own.

marty rubin

* Our diseases are so old fashioned, they can't keep up with the new medicines. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Medicine has made a huge step forward. It decided that if a patient is sick or dies - this is fine, because how many more remain healthy?

Bruce Kriger

LIfe is a constant battle against futility.

Olivia Rowland

Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you... stranger

from Twitter

Tiphereth Gloria

Democracy was invented to ensure that under any circumstances, polititions can cry out to the people: "It's your own fault!"

Bruce Kriger

The Hole is greater than the sum of it's parts.

Moses Murphy

The conflict between career and family is a myth, it is a conflict within yourself.

Bruce Kriger

Every line is the perfect length if you don't measure it.

marty rubin

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Kate Garner

* A shipwreck will occur when the captain knows everythimg, but the crew doesn't. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Forgeting your ambitions make life meaningless, forgeting your life for the sake of ambitions make them meaningless.

Bruce Kriger

Depression is highly contagious.

Bruce Kriger

Not surprisingly, faith in God is literally encoded in our genes. Guess Who coded them?

Bruce Kriger

An atheist is like a man who does not want to buy insurance.

Bruce Kriger

If Columbus had not discovered America, it would not attack Iraq.

Bruce Kriger

Belief in the immortality of the soul is needed for a man to remain human.

Bruce Kriger

Order is what exists before you start arranging things.

marty rubin

* Doctors cure Nature's mistakes with mistakes of their own. Leonid S. Sukhorukov.

Leonid Sukhorukov

Nothing lasts as long as the present moment.

Bruce Kriger

Times are changing - the debts remain.

Bruce Kriger

Choosing a bride, always look at her ex-husband.

Bruce Kriger

Damage caused by doctors, can only be compared with the damage caused by their absence.

Bruce Kriger

If God wanted to arrange the universe in any other way, he would certainly do so.

Bruce Kriger

For some events God simply forgot to invent the reasons.

Bruce Kriger

* May each twist and turn of our destiny be a zigzag of luck! Leonid S. Sukhorukov

P.S.: Happy New Year to all!

Leonid Sukhorukov

What are the rules when you're not playing?

marty rubin

Every New Year there’s another day to start again; it’s tomorrow, don’t miss it!

Jojo Juju

* The roads to wisdom are paved with skulls. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Someone will read this and like it. Yet another example of supernaivety.

Kristina Mangov

The strongest form of dependence is being a slave to one`s prejudices.

Kristina Mangov

Don’t save a drop from the ocean when the ocean is so full.

Swami Raj

It’s easy to be philosophical when it’s some other poor sod that’s short of blood.

Swami Raj

* The wider you smile at your troubles, the easier it is to swallow them. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Some people should keep quiet. When talking, they strip words of their meanings.

Kristina Mangov

Accepted aphorisms are certain past events.
Rejected aphorisms are future certain events.

Kristina Mangov

* Once a woman has given you her heart, there is less room left for your own. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

It's a new day, it's a new dawn, it's a new life, when you're feeling fine.

Joe Palooka!

Life is...a love that has to be enough for a lifetime.

Kristina Mangov

Love shows that folly is not alien to the wisest.

Kristina Mangov

Dreams that scare us wake us up.

marty rubin

WAKE UP OR DIE.

Emma Ballentyne

We spend a greater part of our lives fighting evil without even realizing it.

Kristina Mangov

There is a genius resting in everyone. Unfortunately, that rest lasts too long.

Kristina Mangov

* Progress is the evolution of dogmas.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

The essence of progress is anomaly

Steven Monteray

Vices of real world are virtues of movies.

s.a

sevkan ariburnu

All’s well that ends well with a life that’s rounded with a smile.

Drew Byrne

What’s the difference between a fucker and a screwer? It’s a question of emphasis.

Swami Raj

You win! – All else is loss! Now that’s direction isn’t it?

Swami Raj

It isn’t in the plan to not make it work due to the lack of right information.

Swami Raj

i love gmail; it has a delete forever button.

sevkan ariburnu

Success reveals how little ambition is worth.

marty rubin

…so many mistakes…so little time to do them...

chris chronos

* Success magnifies hidden vices. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Enthusiasm paves the way to success, but can you live with it?

Drew Byrne

...When I look upward, I earn time. When I look forward, I utilise time. When I look inward, I save time. When I look backward, I waste time. Sri Chimnoy

Leonid Sukhorukov

Time is relative, the passing of time absolute.

marty rubin

To accept what you are not is even easier than not accepting what you are.

Drew Byrne

The good thing is: we have only one flaw.
The bad thing is: it gives rise to all the rest.

Kristina Mangov

Each of us two could kill love even if they don`t aim straight...

Kristina Mangov

* A mask is prepared to face anything. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

HE IS SO DEPRIVED OF PERSONALITY THAT EVEN THE MASK HE WEARS CAN NOT CONCEAL THAT...

Kristina Mangov

LOVE GETS TWICE AS DECEITFUL ONCE WE BELIEVE IN ITS OMNIPOTENCE.

Kristina Mangov

The best of us can always put on "that happy face": that smile among equals.

Drew Byrne

THE OTHERS THOUGHT HE WAS DUMB; IN FACT HE HAD LONG AGO TOLD EVERYTHING...

Kristina Mangov

Your best friend is a screwer, and your best friend is you.

Swami Raj

The first mistake: thinking you’re more important than others. The second mistake: thinking that should make a difference to what you do.

joe quaqkwy

Weakness in man is abhorrent to woman, as it makes her eggs turn sour.

Defined Dunroamin'

When you wake up, you never know what will happen next.

marty rubin

* You never understand a point until you fail to explain it to a child. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

# Speed of light - save energy and turn it off

# Love - a parallel gravity

# Ego - a state of universal paranoia

Pandora Shallcross

The version of a fact is more important than the fact itself.

Augusto Sales

Indifference is what you get for the sake of indifference; being buggered for it is what you get for being indifferent around a cynic.

Archie Pratt

if you restrict your personality, you can get anything you want.

Scott Butler

Normality is overrated.


so is abnormality.

sevkan ariburnu

Obligation is a strong thing, but you can refuse it and it’ll die on you...

Swami Raj

If you don’t want your wife to have your bollocks put them in trust.

Swami Raj

Somebody who wishes to act well for himself with a bit of mendacity must also know that it won’t leave a stain on a devious character…

Drew Byrne

"The game" is a foot Watson!

Freddie Neatzeist

“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” Friedrich Nietzsche

Leonid Sukhorukov

Never join two things that would be happier apart.

marty rubin

* A good aphorism bridges the walls that divide people. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

The game is like my dick, long and hard.

Scott Butler

If you want to hurt person the most, tell him/her i love you and don't mean it.

Olga Alexandrova

The problem with stupid choices is that in the most of the time they are the most enjoyable.

Olga Alexandrova

Even the sweetest chocolate goes bad one day and so do our relationships.

Olga Alexandrova

What you earn you can keep, but that’s no justification as to why it should be yours.

Swami Raj

* The poor are led by want, the rich by whim. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Handing one's troubles over to God makes sense even to an atheist.

marty rubin

Now what you need is money, with money you can afford to be happy.

Swami Raj

If ever you're out looking for a good answer, at least you can't be that silly.

Jojo Juju

Stationary Rooms make for profitable sub-businesses when organised correctly. Ensure to keep stocked up on blank DVDs and batteries

Clare Popham

Q: If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A: You are already an animal.

Phil Bartlett

At what point does a person become: old, unattractive or a failure?When they and others think so. Why not control 1/2 of your fate and influence the other 1/2? Remember, 70% is passing and its easy; just a smile and a twinkle in your eyes are worth at least 30%.

Henri Robert

Time screws everybody eventually.

Swami Raj

Remove yourself from the equation.

Sugiona Boylee

If you put tar on the roof it may fix the leak but don’t ask me if I want it for free.

Swami Raj

first aphorisms are difficult to write...

john Munson

* Truth is too complicated to remain unchanged. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Now that I no longer think I find words for all my thoughts.

marty rubin

Truth is stranger than fiction, but fiction is more honest.

Stephanie McAllister

stephanie mCALLISTER

It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

Tyler Durden

Nostalgia is the last resort of the disallusioned

Mark Judge

Never put a frozen sausage on a hot grill.

Ms. Porkiez Piezies

* The richest man is the one who feels rich enough. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

If you ask enough questions people won’t like it, but you may eventually discover why they shove the dirt under the carpet to keep the house tidy.

Swami Raj

They say, "money doesn’t make you happy". It does make the poorer happy and the miserable happier.

Melinda Messenger

I doubt, therefore I think; I think therefore I am- Descartes

Tori Rowland

It’s easier to be cool with money than to be cool without money.

Swami Raj

If the world didn't suck so much we'd all fall of it.

meg addison

Up until the last moment it's okay to forget about death.

marty rubin

The day you run out