All Aphorisms

A list of all aphorisms, newest appear at the top.

Make your next bid for victory from where you are actually already standing tall.

The Masked Aphorist

Always expecting to get what you want is expecting too little of life.

marty rubin

* Warning: “Big money can reduce one’s character to nominal values.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Money is: MONEY! There’s not much more to say about it.

Terry Byrne

Infallibility is something you more or less fall into.

John Alejandro King

You never hear the phrase 'Get a life!' anymore. I guess everyone got a life.

John Alejandro King

What you can't solve, franchise.

John Alejandro King

There’s no such thing as “mere money” – not if it’s “your money”, there’s not!

Terry Byrne

When everything has been said that is worth saying, you're going to have to prove it too.

The Masked Aphorist

If you don't stand for anything, you'll end up with potty-rot!

The Masked Aphorist

A wave is no less free because the current helps it along.

marty rubin

* The balance of human nature: the more we want, the less we need.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Secret 4081217. If you don't stand for something, you can't fall for anything.

John Alejandro King

May your hopes never be dashed, but rather comma-delimited.

John Alejandro King

Before we get into a pissing contest here, is the prize for height, quantity, or force per square meter?

John Alejandro King

The source is the method, and the method is the source.

John Alejandro King

To get your foot in the proverbial door jam, first stop sucking it.

The Masked Aphorist

* A cheerful smile doubles the gift.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Nothing is still something, for nothing is the absence of something, making it something.

... Anonomous

Decorative art will flourish under any suppressive regieme, while creativity, of course, will always find a way to express itself.

Frisky Phil Shaw

If you judge only by the most superficial appearances, so many people have depth.

Paul Hurt

Money begets money, true enough; but it's the inbreeding between it that creates the haves and the have-nots.

Terry Byrne

* Those who embrace hope, are married to beliefs.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

If it can be prepared for, it isn't the worst.

John Alejandro King

The camouflage you admire doesn't deserve it.

John Alejandro King

If there wasn't a method to it, it wouldn't be madness.

John Alejandro King

When the people demand the truth, and those in power respond with silence, why is it assumed that those in power are being untruthful?

John Alejandro King

That the sun has burnt you is no argument against it.

marty rubin

Forget everybody else's input: the hardest fight for freedom is with oneself.

The Masked Aphorist

* Politics is the art of hiding failures by praising them.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Please secure your own virtues before assisting others.

Peter Capofreddi

Pleasure secure your own virtues before assisting others.

Peter Capofreddi

It's going to take a long time before all possible word sequences have been written down (or spoken) and therefore aphorisms will continue for some time yet, I expect.

Chris Cooper

Two things are basic: "Never take anything for granted, or you'll get a kick up the backside for it," and, "There's no rest for the wicked, they're always too busy." These are two things you should know, should you think you're "up for it".

Dillon Matthews

Words can't save you, but they can give you courage.

marty rubin

People are naturally competitive, but if they have nothing left to fight over they can always do business together instead.

Terry Byrne

* Beware of brevity – it’s power!
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov


Confuscious say: "He who chases dragons, will find dragons chasing him!"


Anon Y. Mous

* History is always ahead of schedule.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Spying ain't all that bad an occupation, vocation or employment, so long as you've still got someone to spy on.

John Alejandro King

It's not whether you win or lose, it's why you think there's a game.

John Alejandro King

Remember, every motherf***er is some f***ermother's child.

John Alejandro King

The on-ramp to heaven is paved with morally ambiguous intentions.

John Alejandro King

"Never assume nothing about no thing, for it makes an asinus out of thou, and me."

Aldo Manuzio.

Joe Cool

It's not at all unreasonable to feel sorry for someone who is happier than you are.

Paul Hurt

Philosophy is a maze with many entrances but no exit.

marty rubin

* We are all foolish plants in our beautiful and controversial garden of life.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Happy New Year To All!

Leonid Sukhorukov

“If a fool plants a beautiful garden, is he still a fool?” (Marty Rubin)
* Yes, if he is a fool, he is still a beautifully fruitful fool. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

If a fool plants a beautiful garden, is he still a fool?

marty rubin

* Fools are God's food for thought.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Being a jester is a serious business, one not to be taken lightly by fools.

The Masked Aphorist

* The mathematics of life: reason + laughter = enlaughtenment. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

* If God is our judge, we can always expect absolution.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

* When the military is armed to the teeth, peace bites the dust.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

No man is a kangaroo if he believes himself to be a koala, and yet he could be so much more than this, despite apparently being hoping mad.

Alain de Botton.

Before you invite anyone into your room, open the window, it clears the air marvellously.

Mr. Hahahahahahahahahahah!

Worthless knowledge is something you can pick up very easily, like crabs, while getting rid of it is easier still, as you just have to forget about it.

Mr. I Tickle

If today seems like Christmas day for you every day of the year, don't worry about it, as tomorrow is always another day!

Savage Santa

You can read your future in the tealeaves, provided you don't take it all too much to heart.

The Masked Aphorist

Never attribute to Dallas that which is adequately explained by Corpus Christi.

John Alejandro King

Writing is like life: it goes on.

marty rubin

Say as others say, but think it yourself.

The Masked Aphorist

Money is secondary unless you don’t have any, in which case it all becomes relatively meaningless.

Terry Byrne

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

KA- -BOOM!

Confucius say: "Beware the thickness of the thickest fellow, it could turn out to be you!"

Right-O !

Reasons you can always wonder about...as they are wondrous things.

The Masked Aphorist

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us, for at heart we are full of bull-shine, and we know it.

The Masked Aphorist

When it’s time to go for it, only going too far is far enough.

’Orrible Orifice of Obfuscation.

Truth is an outlaw in every country.

marty rubin

You can think what you like, if you can, but don't for a moment think that it's free.

Jimmy Jones

"People come and people go, which is something you should know."

Friendless in Bagmon

Mistakes happen all the more regularly all according as to how often you let them.

Phileas Fogg

Aphorisms are like bananas [or, an aphorism is like a banana]: they [bananas] are always acceptable to an appreciative audience (of talking monkeys).

The Masked Aphorist

You cannot be right all the time, but you can always try harder.

Bill Wiener

(Actually, just between you and me, I *am* a robot.)

John Alejandro King

Accurate: less than accurate, plus more than accurate, times half.

John Alejandro King

The term 'grisly discovery' is a redundancy.

John Alejandro King

Tweak the system; don't let it tweak you.

The Masked Aphorist

If you want to explore triviality, just go to Twitter. That's the best place for it.

The Masked Aphorist

In life, having two half-biscuits are better than having a non-existent biscuit, albeit that biscuit be a whole one.

The Masked Aphorist

The cruelest fate: martyr to a cause you don't believe in.

marty rubin

Mystics who are 'deep' are out of their depth.

Paul Hurt

The sea shells on the sea shore are many and varied, you are also like the sea shell on the sea shore.

Allan Bryan

* If all people call you a duck, just enjoy their quacking.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

"opinions are like trash cans, everyone has one, some are just bigger and smell more than others."

Dean Jones

If someone calls you a duck, don’t bother. If two people call you a duck, they are probably joking, but if three people say you are a duck you better start quacking!

Dean Jones

"winners never trully win and losers never trully lose, while the only true losers are the ones who never participated in the first place"

Dean Jones

"winners never trully win and losers never trully lose, while the only true winners are the ones who never participated in the first place"

Dean Jones

Listen to the wisdom of the toothless ones, for that is all there is left of them.

(Old Fijian proverb)

Chief Titti Boogie

A business that isn’t fun must be pretty serious, or just serious enough to be taken with a pinch of salt.

Terry Byrne

The smoke never returns to the fire.

marty rubin

while one can say they have humility you shouldn't always take there word... a test works best

Dean Jones

A bully can steal your lunch, but he cannot take your pride

Dean Jones

Where there's life, there's food.

Zrathgar Raghtarz

Pens may blot the page - but they can't blush!

Anne Puzzlewitt.

In the far future, we are fossils.

Jon Drew

* There are things in life that money can't buy, but they are sold later for money we can’t acquire.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Anything that elicits an immediate nod of recognition has only reconfirmed a prejudice.

Donald Paterson

Peddle your own bike to oblivion, peddling anyone else's just makes you saddle sore.

The Masked Aphorist

Ethics not based on other people's crap can't be all that effective a moral enema.

The Masked Aphorist

It's not a real surprise party unless you don't know who you're giving it for. - The Covert Comic (from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer')

John Alejandro King

The scene is the crime.

John Alejandro King

What's in a name, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps? Naw, not even that!

Anonymus Anonymous

Everybody's faults aren't written on their forehead, but you can spot a wierdo a mile off.

Allan Archer

Everybody's faults aren't written on their forehead, but you can spot a wierdo a mile off.

Allan Archer

Christmas is Christmas and business is business, and business at Christmas isn’t over until it’s over.

Terry Byrne

Art demands a willingness to avoid short cuts, and to acquire insights at ruinous cost.

Paul Hurt

The wisdom of fools is the domain of wise men.

The Masked Aphorist

Haters just need a kiss; Liars just need a hug!

Evan Wen

The oyster never felt so free as when a thief stole her pearl.

marty rubin

Successful business is founded on ordinary hardworking people...even the downtrodden ones beneath its notice.

Terry Byrne

Every nut starts out like a little acorn, but it doesn't stop there unfortunately.

William Kent

A flat tyre never goes anywhere without being inflated.

The Masked Aphorist

* Self-flattery feeds vanity by poisoning the mind.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Flattery is the sincerest form of imitation, and vice-versa, etc., etc., etc.


The Masked Aphorist

To the impostor who is pretending to be Marty Rubin, thank you:

Imitation is still the sincerest form of flattery.

And I enjoyed your fertilizer quote. I thought it was quite good. So maybe you should start using your real name.

marty rubin

* Fashion is not backward in coming forward.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

If you know how to study, you know how to win.

Harriet Warden

The writer must be four people:
1) the nut, the obsédé: supplies the material
2) the moron: lets it come out
3) the stylist: is taste
4) the critic: is intelligence
Susan Sontag
http://soepvanjoep.tumblr.com/

Leonid Sukhorukov

Nothing dries sooner than crocodile tears on a rainy day in the swamp of human excitement.

Donny S. Smith

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Tom Peters

Leonid Sukhorukov

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle, indeed, he's a candidate for a basket case.

Popsy Bradbury

Words are fascinating things, particularly when you can't quite understand what they mean.

The Masked Aphorist

* The Achilles' heel of Achilles was his broken Wheel of Fortune. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

* Great words in action are louder than swords. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

The Achilles' heel of Achilles' heel was Achilles. - The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

Secret 0.7918981. The disguise is the blessing. - The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

Action stutters louder than words. - The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

There's never a new fashion that it doesn't get old sooner or later.

Jim Outhwaite

Shit has absolutely nothing to do with aphorisms, except as fertilizer for the mind.

marty rubin

Push, and you shall find a purpose, if only it's to be found at the doors of a maternity ward.

Harriet Warden

Beware of demanding your rights too vigorously in public; more often or not they are just duties you do not wish to perform in disguise.

Anthony B. Hardwick.

Joe Cool

The "poetic" aphorist is like a ripe melon basking in the hot summer sunshine: you know that sooner or later it's going to burst and the seeds will go everywhere.

The Masked Aphorist

When you live next door to a crematorium the smoke gets in your eyes, but you can't weep for everyone.

The Masked Aphorist

The great battle in the world is finding a reason to get up in the morning besides work, once you've cracked that you've got it made.

The Masked Aphorist

One writes aphorisms because they're the closest one can get to writing nothing.

marty rubin

If you want to start your own business you need three things: balls, balls, and more balls!

Swami Raj

The truth is out there, we just don't know where to find it.

Anonymus Anonymous

If you wish to live wisely ignore all wise sayings, including ones like this one.

Anonymus Anonymous

There is a path to wisdom through aphorisms, but only a fool would take it.

Jimmy Spankme

The problem with having all the answers is that after a time you forget what most of them are all about anyway.

The Masked Aphorist

The question is, what's the answer?

Tyler Docherty (Age 6)

It's one world. We are all neighbors. We sing one song. Uni-Verse.

Elizabeth Wenner

* Believing your child nurtures truth.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

* The vanity of creativity is in our blood, but we hate it in others, and ignore it in ourselves.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Secret 9271121. Don't be so quick to jump from conclusions.

John Alejandro King

The present is pregnant with the future. And when I find out who knocked her up, he's history.

John Alejandro King

Action stutters louder than words.

John Alejandro King

If he is truly wise, a wise man will choose to kick up just as much fuss about the way he leaves the world as he chose to do when he came into it, only the fool will never understand why.

The Masked Aphorist

If you run out of luck you'd better make sure you don't run out of money too.

Swami Raj

What happens to a dream when no one is dreaming it?

marty rubin

Sightless darkness is lighless night -- darker than light --darkness incarnate --yes!

Joseph Padget

Vanity is "hokum"—it's full of pomposity—so watch it!

The Masked Aphorist

Cool is as cool does.

Johan Scribbulus

Sometimes, one's just go to say, "Fly me, I'm Josephine!"

marty rubin

When you look at life, you look at death. There is no two ways about it.

Jimbo Jones

Incompetence at the top should never be tolerated by those at the bottom.

Vladimir Putin

Self-evident untruths and half-truths will always be popular.

Paul Hurt

In the midst of eternity infinity looks to be a long way off, but it's getting closer.

The Masked Aphorist

If you make waves in the dessert you will drown in whipped cream.

The Masked Aphorist

I have conclusive proof that you don't read these comments, sent a message to gearyjames@gmail to confirm my suspicions that you have not recieved this message.

John Alejandro King

Let the unemployables employ the unemployables; the rest of us can do the work.

Chris Grayling

Not offering an opinion one way or the other, but when I looked up the word 'conspiracy' in the dictionary this morning, it wasn't there. - The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com

John Alejandro King

What should we avoid the plague like? - The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com

John Alejandro King

If you need anything, just let me no.

John Alejandro King

A man is like a tree, only he won't admit it.

Uria Smythe

Don't put crap in the porridge, the teddy-bears don't like it.

Scally Wag

Don't let any more loonies out of the aslyums on day release today, there's enough out here already!

The Masked Aphorist

Praise the one who thinks for you, for he does not know what he does.

Dan, Dan, the Plumber!

* Envy brings hatred but moves progress ahead.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Vanity is for the nerds (as in "twats"), and there's a lot of it about.

The Masked Aphorist

The child's naive dream of life is the only one worth having.

marty rubin

Only in Haiti do the dead come back as Zombies, over here they're called drug addicts.

Swami Raj

* It’s much easier to blow the horn of plenty when it’s empty.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Lackadaisical inconsequence --a split infinitive --now!

Joe Padget

* We are all different: for some nothing means Everything, for others everything is complete shit.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Swinging two cats around a darkened room can nearly be as enlightening as swinging only one, if not more so.

James Geary

Even on the blink of an eye the next blink could become something to be looked forward to.

The Masked Aphorist

if parrots tweat at nothing and dodo's fly backwards from danger, some kind of mistake must be occuring in limbo today.

Al Frewen

* A brilliant madness of The Kind Mind.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

If you're cruel to be kind, what are you kind to be?

John Alejandro King

* To cloud the issue, muddy the water!
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

You get just one chance to dip your toe in the river; might as well make a splash.

James Geary

Silence is a form of communication. Speech divides us.

David Malouf

Treat indifference with indifference, and animosity with contempt, anything else can be laughed at.

The Masked Aphorist

With great irresponsibility comes great power.

Silke O'Reilly

The disturbed nudge of the usual aphorism is like an old soldier going to war: full of old tales of past glory and good advice no one ever needs delivered to order.

disgruntelment in tunes

Powerful emotion is the Guide, through it there is Purpose; Ignorance is the tool of Power, through it there is Control; Hatred is the flower of Passion, through it there is Compulsion; Chaos is Opportunity, Opportunity gives Power; There is no doom in Death, eternally there is the Force.

Unknown Sith Lord.

Darth Sinistreus II

Compressed minds; Impressed melons.

Dirk Diddler

Actually, you *can* handle the truth, provided you wear low lint monofilament polyvinyl chloride dotted nylon gloves.

John Alejandro King

Cynicism is hard to maintain when balancing on one's right leg while touching one's nose with one's left forefinger and patting the top of one's head with one's right hand in front of two laughing policemen, but with the right mind-set it can be done.

Ashley Hardwick.

The proof of intelligence is that you don't esteem it too highly.

marty rubin

Impressed melons; compressed minds.

Dirk Diddler

"Necessity" is a mother of the bloody good grin!

The Masked Aphorist

Selfless acts should never go unpunished; selfish acts should never go un-praised.

The Masked Aphorist

You put your foot on the break and you forget why you're living.

Swami Raj

The greatest success comes when the struggle to achieve it is used to create something better; the struggle is part of the journey towards getting there.

The Masked Aphorist

You can improve the world all day but by night it's back the way it was.

marty rubin

Desire is the entrance to the house of fun through the back door.

Swami Raj

Corollary: If you don't get a silly answer, you didn't ask a silly question. - The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

Necessity is the mother-in-law of patents.

John Alejandro King

"To be overrated is underrated."

The Covert Comic.

John Alejandro King

Writing, like all other forms of art, should first and foremost be about having fun.

Tim Daly

If only we might fall like Cherry blossoms in the spring --so pure and radiant.

Anon Ymous

Questions beg answers...which you should counter with a question.

Swami Raj

Accepting blame is often a subterfuge for stopping criticism.

Solomon Slade

With but a single exception, foxes too enjoy the chase. - The Covert Comic

Chris Childs


I am after all one page in God’s eternal book of creation, tattered and burned when my page is turned over.

Gaurav Ojha

It's a world eat world world.

John Alejandro King

In an opposite universe, people don't laugh so that they won't cry, they cry so that they won't laugh. – Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 5681514 (The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com)

John Alejandro King

The scientist seeks laws; the historian, causes; the artist, freedom.

marty rubin

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The Management.

An aphorism a day keeps the laughter in play.

The Masked Aphorist

* Many a man scratches his head firing his brain. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

A man can always scratch his balls in consternation, but it will do him no good in the long run.

The Masked Aphorist

We've all got a bit left; that's all there is to it.

Swami Raj

* Tomorrow is the optimistic path to the past.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Tomorrow is another day...it will always be there.

collete B

I may not be here tomorrow, but I may be wrong about it.

Jon Drew

I am not... I do not mind...

Jack Thade.

You are.

Leonid Sukhorukov

I am. Whether I think or not.

marty rubin

* Lightning makes its best day at night.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

If you live, make sure it doesn't bury you.

Swami Raj

* In a democracy, saying without thinking, is adequate to think without saying.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

According to the rules of logic, if you say it without thinking, the statement 'I think, therefore I am' is always true. - The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

You don't pass your prime, you dig out from under it. - The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

Most people learn to come to terms with their inadequacies, most cynics never do.

Algernon Fossdyke

* The wise spider does not trap the high-flyer fly.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Push, and you shall find.

Jon Drew

There is a place for gods in every advanced society, but it should never interfere with the worship of money.

Mixitmytoeswithit Kid

The trap shall always close upon the entrapped.

Royn-Ber Wendjaifa

There is a black sheep in every flock of pigeons; perhaps he's just out of place there.

Alfie Moon.

I sindacalisti combattono la disoccupazione.
La propria.

Paolo D'Ugo

Wise men count backwards towards zero. They know that's where true contentment lies.

marty rubin

A wise man never argues...

Swami Raj


Eternity is a mere moment - just long enough for a joke!


Herman H. Hermit.

The height of wisdom is a multiple of √-1. (The Covert Comic)

Olga Balatsenko

We all die the same way, but we all disagree over the details.

Sabahudin Hadzialic

Later, things may change, but that's too late to change them now.

Swami Raj

Inside a camel with the hump, there are many, many undigestible little desserts.

John Alejandro King

WIJGTDI: When Is Jesus Going To Do It??? - The Covert Comic

Chris Childs

When some people's names come up, it's a case of mistaken identity by definition. - The Covert Comic

Chris Childs

Is the cream really rising, or is the rest of the milk in decline? - The Covert Comic

Chris Childs

They say the worst isn't so bad when it finally happens. But the best is. - The Covert Comic

Chris Childs

In my own mind I am a fine feline fellow and I roam wherever I please...but all this has come to is that I come eventually to a place exactly like this one...one without catnip for the mind.

Felix Flighty

Live! It's no good if you just think about it.

marty rubin

* With rose tinted glasses, no white spots exist.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Don't be a clot, be a spammer!

(Anonymous subway graffito, Tokyo)

Philip Arbon

The most common error great thinkers make is to confuse wisdom with disillusionment.

marty rubin

Ours is an era in which it is believed that we can reinvent ourselves whenever we choose, so we recast the wisdom of the great thinkers in the shape of our illusions.

Brian Morton

What kind of fool does it take to realize he is a lazy one? It doesn't matter.

Jon Drew

* When all thumbs are along trouser seams, freedom starts splitting at the seams.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov www.aphorism.org.uk

Leonid Sukhorukov

Freedom is talking, but nobody has the freedom to say what he likes even if he can think of anything interesting to say.

Drew Byrne

I truly believe that if you continue to live life, you won't watch it pass you by.

Simran Gill

I wouldn't mind dying -- it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.

R. Geis

The only tame lion is the one that has tamed itself.

marty rubin

A wisdom that becomes a byword for a witticism is a poor substitute for the truth of it.

Mr. Arkana

Optimism is for the birds, but cynicism is for disaffected nerds.

James Geary

Blessed are the troublemakers, for they keep the spirit from falling asleep.

marty rubin

It's not the tempest we fear, but drowning.

marty rubin

There are no dreams that cannot be attempted in the imagination, although there are dreams that it is impossible to achieve in reality. The problem is telling which kind is worse.




Berty Watt,

It isn't that you can't cheat death, it's that death can't cheat you.

The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

A thesaurus is a dictionary on drugs.

The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

A thesaurus is a dictionary on drugs.

The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

If God plays dice with the universe, who's the house?

The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King

One can so easily be drowned in one’s ego, if it’s slick enough.

Masked Aphorist, 19th August 2011.

The Masked Aphorist

* One can be easily drown in one’s ego if it is sick enough. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

You can drown in your own ego, if it's deep enough.

Swami Raj

Mousse traps are for mousses: don't be a mousse.

Yoghurt E-Man

* You never realize you are a mouse, until you are caught in a mousetrap. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid Sukhorukov

Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?

John Alejandro King

A tiger can't eat you if you hide in a lion's stomach.

John Alejandro King

Inside an oasis, there are many little deserts.

John Alejandro King

If God plays dice with the universe, who's the house?

John Alejandro King

The real F-word is 'future.'

John Alejandro King

One could get rich off of products, land and material. But should maintain wealth in the happiness of other people.

anarnia hunt

No man is an island, except on the Antarctic plateau.

Dylan Taylor.

No one wants to pay his dues...but everyone gets the bill.

Jon Drew

Let’s go where others fear they will end up.
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Leonid Sukhorukov

Love comes when manipulation stops; when you think more about the other person than about his or her reactions to you. When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable.

Carlos The Fake Mexican

Death is very likely the single best invention of life.

steven apple

Life is but a spark in the dark.

Nick Tearle

Where it is mandatory to dress alike, it will also be mandatory to think alike.